1. The only man more powerful than Batman, Jesus chose to spend his time on Earth trying to convince people to be nice to eachother. After thirty or so years of this, the Roman emperor and some of his buddies got sick of him and nailed him to the cross. Ergo, the second definition:
2. The answer to the question "why me?"
The guy in that WhatIf commercial who dropped his air conditioner on his car: Why me?
God: Jesus, bitch.
Guy with AIDS: Why me?
God: Jesus. Obviously.
Luke: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!
God: You people shouldn'ta fucked with Jesus.
by The Anonymouse August 22, 2008
An OS made by Microsoft that has more errors and malfunctions than XP, their previous OS, but can be set to be cooler-looking (although chances are that your graphics card won't be able to run MS Word with the transparency and stuff turned on).
It would be better than Leopard in terms of what it can do, if it could only do those things without crashing as much as it does. Whether or not it's prettier than Leopard is debatable, but it doesn't really matter, because it's a computer program, not a piece of art. It really comes down to this: if you have a LOT patience, get Vista. If you don't want to actually do things with your computer, get Leopard. Of course, the choice is really this: get something pretty, like Vista or Leopard, or get something that works, i.e. XP.
Ted: Hey, I just got Vista today. It's got pretty colors.
Fred: I have OSX. It's like Vista, except it doesn't crash.
Jack: I have XP. I can do things with it, AND it doesn't crash when I do.
Ted: Well... Are your windows transparent?
Jack: No, but I can open them without crashing my computer.
Fred: Is your monitor 42" and pretty? Does it contain your, uh, vidja card, and C-poo?
Jack: No, my monitor fits through doorways, and I can upgrade my computer.
by The Anonymouse August 22, 2008
Noun
1. Exactly what it sounds like.
2. The first alien encountered in the book (and the movie, by the same name, that is based on the book) Dreamcatcher.
Ted: I was down in the sewer looking for the engagement ring I dropped down the sink, and I saw a ginormous anus fish! It must have been four feet long.
Fred: Your fiancee's out right now trying to get AIDS so she can give it to you, isn't she?
by The Anonymouse August 22, 2008
Noun
1. Exactly what it sounds like.
2. The first alien encountered in the book (and the movie by the same name based on the book) Dreamcatcher.
Ted: I was down in the sewer looking for the engagement ring I dropped down the sink, and I saw a ginormous anus fish! It must have been four feet long.
Fred: Your fiancee's out right now trying to get AIDS so she can give it to you, isn't she?
by The Anonymouse August 22, 2008
by The Anonymouse August 22, 2008
by The Anonymouse August 22, 2008
Not your friend.
Guy #1: Dude, I just made an account on Myspace a couple days ago. It looks really cool, but every time I log on I feel like my soul is being sucked out of me.
Guy #2: No, that's normal with social networking sites. However, I have just been up for four days straight drinking espresso and researching the Tom-Santa-George Bush-Illuminati-Google-Deathly Hallows-Watergate-Iraq-KGB conspiracy, so you better delete your account anyway.
Guy #1: :O
...It's true. Look it up on the conspirators' website, tomandsantaandgeorgeandallusilluminatiguysandlarryandsergeyandthekgb.org.
by The Anonymouse August 22, 2008