Surfast 

Someone who loads their vaginal area with objects until they can’t fit no more, they then use a hose pipe to expand the area for a “mega orgasm”

I helped Ronda the other day when she was gardening didn’t know she was a “Surfast” until she started getting her hoes and spades from her mushy pussy.

Surfast by Slapstickcoffe May 6, 2018

Surfster 

Noun: A surfster, also known as a surf-hipster, is someone who listens to obscure surf bands and wears obscure surf brands until it becomes too mainstream. They are usually the one random person that waits for waves where no one else is because the good waves have become too popular with other crowds.

Dave: Hey why is that person over there? There aren't any waves breaking.

Jack: He's a surfster these waves are too well-known.

Dave: Fuckin' surfsters.

Surfster by Alex760Escondido January 2, 2012

surfstab

"Surfing damage and getting a stab" -Moo, Spy Surf Stab Tutorial

bro i just got a surfstab on this soldier

surfstab by jay5815 May 10, 2020

Surfmastering 

The philosophy of the surfmaster. To outsiders it looks like failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. However the surfmaster lives happily without seeing this - its true that ignorance is bliss, if you are a surfmaster.

Tom is a surfmaster - you can tell by looking at his surfmastering philosophy.

Surfmastering by Roloooo July 20, 2006

surfactant

n- a molecule containing both hydrophilic (water loving, polar) and hydrophobic (water hating, nonpolar) parts, thus enabling the mixture of two generally imiscible (noncompatable) solvents such as oil and water.

soap, dish detergent, and molecules such as oleic acid and sodium dodecylsulfate (SDS) are all surfactants.

surfactant by Skippy McJimmers April 5, 2006

surfmaster 

Surfmaster is a hybrid, part surfer part webmaster. Surfmastering is the philosophy of the Surfmaster.

Tom likes to surf and make webpages - he builds them for fun, but without deeper understanding or knowledge. He is a surfmaster.

surfmaster by Roloooo July 20, 2006

Surfactual 

(adj. Etym.: from surface + factual) A fact that seems credible on the surface, but which upon a more thorough inspection reveal itself to be either

(a) an intentional misrepresentation of the truth as it is known, but not an outright lie; often used to present s.thing in a more positive light;

(b) a 'cheap' fact, that is to say, common sense dressed in jargon;

or

(c) a fact without references.

(a) At the manufacturing facility, the group of Japanese businessmen were presented with surfactual evidence of the efficiency at the plant, so as to augment and aid the CEO's persuasive, ceaseless sweet-talking. "We've got them now," he though to himself, and could hardly mask his glee.

(b) The client slapped the papers hard down on the table, all the while transfixing them with that terrible gaze. "No f***ing way I'm paying for this report! It's a poor derivative of a Wikipedia article - I've had it checked, you know! This, peppered with surfactual tidbits even a breastfeeding child knows to be mere fancy!"

(c) It's a well-known fact that Toxiplasma Gondii resides in the brains of between a quarter of and a half of the world's population.

Surfactual by Jonas Laberg October 3, 2007