Surf N' Turf 

A surf and turf is a term used to describe a dish you can order that usually has some land dwelling animal such as beef, and a fish accompaniment. When used for fun and as slang it refers to the game some men play, where you go out hogging or whaling, both are terms for larger women. When you are able to make love to both types of larger women in the same night you have just enjoyed a Surf N' Turf.

" We went hoggin the other night and ended up with a Surf N' Turf."

Surf N' Turf by Stevemando November 29, 2009

Surf n' Turf 

When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy

Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!

Surf n' Turf by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024

Surf N Turf 

A combination oral sex act in which one moves fluidly between cunnilingus and anilingus.

Matt was awesome and in tune with the ladies, it didn't take him any time at all to get some serious surf N turf at any time of day.

Surf N Turf by porkrocket October 8, 2016

Surf N Turf 

When a straight couple is having sexual intercourse in the missionary position while another man and/or woman licks both of their sexual organs at the same time

Jared: Last night was fucking crazy man!
Steve: Why bro?
Jared: Cuz I was pounding your sisters taco with my man hammer and your girlfriend came in and started licking my bitches pussy and my dick at the same time!
Steve: aw, the old Surf N Turf?

Surf N Turf by Sean MacDonald August 14, 2008

Surf N Turf 

1) Bisexual. Liking both "surf" (fish, i.e. pussy) and "turf" (meat, i.e. cock)

2) Getting some man and lady love at the same time or in the same relative time frame.

1) "She's definitely surf n turf, and she's been staring at you all night. You can't lose!"

2) "Why do people keep inviting me to their house for surf n turf? I'm not going to magically start liking cock"

Surf N Turf by You're a freak! September 1, 2010

surf n turf 

Performing cunnilingus on your special lady friend whilst on the beach.

Being that it was Allison's birthday, Jeff took her to the beach and treated her to a lovely surf n turf. She was delighted!

surf n turf by lostsailor June 27, 2008

surf n turf 

when you move your bowels and half is terra firma while the other half is wet and wild

i just took a nasty surf n turf in your grandma's bathroom.

surf n turf by tbone32 September 11, 2006