Definitions by tbone32

terd kabob 

when you drop anchor and their are different shapes, smells, texture, and steam coming from five or more sections of your log.

Holy crap after eating mexican food for dinner, chinese for lunch, and eggs benedict yesterday I had the stinkiest terd kabob this morning. My terd kabob had international appeal!

terd kabob by tbone32 September 17, 2006

droppin anchor 

When you take a dump and the poo proceeds to curl at the end of the tail while the stick closer to the anus remains straight......and then its anchor's away!

I was droppin anchor last night at this skank's house and the water that splashed up felt like I was getting an aenima.

droppin anchor by tbone32 September 16, 2006

cock jockey 

A homosexual who enjoys the art or riding a dick like a jockey rides a horse

I wonder who's going home with that cock jockey for some late night action.

cock jockey by tbone32 September 11, 2006

surf n turf 

when you move your bowels and half is terra firma while the other half is wet and wild

i just took a nasty surf n turf in your grandma's bathroom.

surf n turf by tbone32 September 11, 2006