noun. A crippling disease that strikes
college undergraduates in their 5th year of
college. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track
pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation.
Professor: You have only been to
class once in the past month.
Student: Yeaaa... I meant to
email you and let you know that I came down with a very bad
case of Super Senioritis.