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-ass (suffix) 

adding ass to a word increases its intensity, much as a superlative or other such quantifier would. if something is funny-ass shit it is more funny than if were described as merely funny shit. the same goes for stupid ass shit or stuff. ass is usually a compound suffix with another noun word like shit, stuff, drink, etc. as in, that was a delicious ass soda. do not try explaining this particular use of this word to people who speak another language unless you want hilarity to ensue. there are rules governing its useage, but they are unclear.
that was a weak ass attempt at a definition.

Hydrogen-Sulfide 

Hydrogen-sulfide is what be makin farts stank.
Hydrogen-Sulfide by LidaMif March 19, 2010

sulfigma 

The itchy sensation you get on lower section of shaft from not showering after sex
Yo dude I just woke up and got a bad case of sulfigma
sulfigma by madmidget719 December 1, 2010

suffixification 

the superfluous addition of a suffix to a word, usually adding a suffix to make a word a certain part of speech even though that word is already that part of speech, e.g. adding '-ulate' to 'shit' to make 'shitulate,' which has the same denotation as 'shit.'
Beth's suffixification of the word "happy" to "happitudinousness" was a bit excessive.
suffixification by atemperman April 20, 2003

sulfite snore 

The snore your girlfriend gets from drinking too much wine.
I'm kept up at night listening to her sulfite snore, it must be the withdrawals from her wine I presume.
sulfite snore by Petesbeeps July 22, 2017

meetnik (meet + suffix nik) 

a person who enjoys meetings and all sorts of administrative events and tries to attend as many of them as possible.

Being socially active is one thing, meeting for the sake of meeting is another. I try to stay away from meetniks for whom getting together is an end in itself. Meeting without meaning is worse than meaning without meeting.