Suhlap

The sound a moist hot dog makes when it falls on a hard surface. (*It's important to note that even though it looks as though this word has two syllables, it is pronounced as one)

I just dropped my hot dog and it went suhlap on the floor!

Suhlap by JerksWords September 22, 2011

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shlaploosh

shlaploosh (shlap-loosh) - The sound a kayak makes while shlapping through the water

Last week I was in my kayak and all I heard was the shlaploosh.

My kayak went shlaploosh while I was paddling through the water.

shlaploosh by The Shlaploosher October 26, 2010

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Shlap

To die knowing that you dog is still waiting for you on your 10 year old Minecraft world.

You died a very shlap death.

Shlap by Technoblade never dies August 2, 2023

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Thunder Schlap

The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.

1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.

2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.

3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.

Thunder Schlap by C.B. Radio March 9, 2010