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shlaploosh

shlaploosh (shlap-loosh) - The sound a kayak makes while shlapping through the water
Last week I was in my kayak and all I heard was the shlaploosh.

My kayak went shlaploosh while I was paddling through the water.
shlaploosh by The Shlaploosher October 26, 2010
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To die knowing that you dog is still waiting for you on your 10 year old Minecraft world.
You died a very shlap death.

Thunder Schlap

The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.
1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.

2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.

3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.
Thunder Schlap by C.B. Radio March 9, 2010
slap. but better.
“bro, that sh*t shlapped”
“you gonna get b*tch shlapped”
shlap by wellshoot February 20, 2020
It's a slap but its so much more
OH yeah, all of A$AP Rocky's new song is a shlap
shlap by ahoyboi February 18, 2019

schlong-schlapped 

to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.
Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.
schlong-schlapped by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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