Suctomize 

Suctomize (verb)
To customize something in a way that completely ruins it.

— Combination of “suck” and “customize.” Used to describe poor design, broken edits, or code that made everything worse.

Example: “He suctomized the entire UI by switching to Comic Sans and adding six pop-ups.”

Suctomize by faioz April 23, 2025

sottomize

To commit political suicide by immersing one's self into a fecal hole full of stupidity and arrogance.

The word comes from the actions of Sen. Tito Sotto of the Philippines. He has been caught plagiarizing at least four bloggers and denying it strongly.

Despite this, he has again been caught trying to pass off a part of a speech delivered in the 1960s by Robert F. Kennedy as his own.

He simply translated the parts he lifted into Tagalog (native Philippine language), word for excruciating word, including the paragraph cuts.

He glibly asked a reporter if RFK ever spoke in Tagalog, as his defense that he could not possibly have stolen RFK's thoughts or words.

"Do you think Sen. Sotto will get re-elected in 2016?"
"Fat chance, he sottomized himself."

sottomize by angry bird, red September 6, 2012

Suttonize 

To Suttonize, is to unwind, relax, and take in the nature that Sutton Quebec has to offer. People who live in Sutton are working to live, not living to work (if they work at all)

Many have trust funds from mommy and daddy, claim to be artists, or are simply growing weed.

hey - stop running around and Suttonize..... life's too short!

I'm starting to Suttonize, I totally gave up on working for the man

Suttonize by allymonk July 2, 2016

sotomize 

sodomize is spelled with a d. you clucker!

I spell sotomize with a d

sotomize by wildyak March 8, 2007

Sustomized 

To aesthetically modify an object, thing, or idea to include something having to do with the video game Among Us. This usually means including the likeness of the characters in the game, also known as "crewmates".

Jamie: I sustomized my backpack, and if I wear it upside down, the pouch looks like the crewmate's visor. I'm such a sussy-baka.
Gerald: Shut the fuck up. For the love of christ, shut the fuck up.

Sustomized by prokymannpron April 23, 2022

sitcomize 

The verbalization of the word "sitcom". The turning of a clever comedic routine into a sitcom.

When a comedian, such as John Malaney, has such a good routine about everyday events, he is just calling out to the networks to sitcomize him.

sitcomize by sar_hil August 13, 2014

slotomized 

When every slot machine you play takes every cent you bet…leaving you a traumatized, violated husk of a person curled up and crying in the shower.

I went to the casino with $2000 and got utterly slotomized!

slotomized by Aravan September 5, 2022