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Sucktacle by coolperson_101 March 27, 2011
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Sucktality
1. Dying during oral sex.Fatal blowjob/fellatio/dick suck
2. When she is slowly massaging your balls with one hand and moving the other gentle hand up and down your penis while slowly sucking the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip and you cum when she deep throats you till the point she chokes and dies
3 .The reason you sometimes have to use condoms
4. Dick sucking that leads to a fatality (if only Mortal Kombat had a fatality like that).
2. When she is slowly massaging your balls with one hand and moving the other gentle hand up and down your penis while slowly sucking the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip and you cum when she deep throats you till the point she chokes and dies
3 .The reason you sometimes have to use condoms
4. Dick sucking that leads to a fatality (if only Mortal Kombat had a fatality like that).
Guy 1: Never again will i get a blow job before i have my 1st night with my bride.Cannot believe it ended in a sucktality on her side
Old guy:Serves my wife right for cheating on me.She truely deserved that sucktality.
Guy 2:man, that blowjob was sooo good that i feel bad that i performed a sucktality on her.
Old guy:Serves my wife right for cheating on me.She truely deserved that sucktality.
Guy 2:man, that blowjob was sooo good that i feel bad that i performed a sucktality on her.
Sucktality by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
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Sucktacle • sucktacular • suckable • Sucktality • Spacktacle • spocktacle • Spunktacles • suckalents • suckalepsy • sucksicle
Spunktacles
"How'd you get on last night mate?"
"Sound. Got a BJ off a scuddie behind a skip. Pulled out just in time to give her a pair of spunktacles!"
"Sound. Got a BJ off a scuddie behind a skip. Pulled out just in time to give her a pair of spunktacles!"
Spunktacles by cheesybeef February 9, 2010
suckface
suckface a non vulgar less offensive way of calling someone a fuckface when fuckface is not appropriate and profanity is not wanted
this guy parked his car on the railroad tracks knowing full well what would happen a train came through and totaled his car what a stupid suckface
suckface by littlejimmie April 29, 2019
suckstache
Cassie: Aw, baby, that was amazing. Oh wait, you still have something on your lip.
Max: Oh, I have a suckstache?
Max: Oh, I have a suckstache?
suckstache by Levar B. August 19, 2006
sucktacular
To be of the utmost of extreme suckiness, so much so that's it approaches awesomeness. (see "craptastic")
sucktacular by Nickadoo1970 April 16, 2003
sucktacular
adj; a word used to describe a person, place or thing that sucks to such an extent that it warrants the addition of tacular. A word made from a combination of sucks and spectacular. Something or someone that is spectacularily sucking.
Mona: "Patty look at the dress my mother just bought me."
Patty: "omg, flowers and balloons? and what's with the plaid and polka dot mix?"
Mona: "I don't know, you know my mom, she loves a little vodka with her cornflakes every morning."
Patty: "Well no offense to your wino mom Mona, but that dress is sucktacular."
Mona: "Don't talk about my mom that way you dirty whore"
Patty: "ok"
Patty: "omg, flowers and balloons? and what's with the plaid and polka dot mix?"
Mona: "I don't know, you know my mom, she loves a little vodka with her cornflakes every morning."
Patty: "Well no offense to your wino mom Mona, but that dress is sucktacular."
Mona: "Don't talk about my mom that way you dirty whore"
Patty: "ok"
sucktacular by Cathi Robertson August 19, 2008
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