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Like a milk mustache, but with bodily fluids. The boy or girl can attain one of these.

Cassie: Aw, baby, that was amazing. Oh wait, you still have something on your lip.
Max: Oh, I have a suckstache?

suckstache by Levar B. August 19, 2006

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Fuckstache

When an individual trims his pubic hair in the shape of a mustache.

So I heard Andrew trimmed himself a fuckstache yesterday. Badass.

Fuckstache by FacelessPuppets May 6, 2011

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duckstache

a shadow on your upper lip created by making duck face that makes you look like you may have a moustache

A: oh, is that a moustache above her lips?

B: no, it's a duckstache

duckstache by whothehellareyou January 7, 2011

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buckstache

A mustache adorned by fans of The Ohio State University. Sporting a buckstache often leads one to a life of crime and perversion. The buckstache was made famous by the Michigan Wolverine based blog The M Zone. A cousin to the Buckstache is the Warstache, a mustache worn by Auburn fans. The Warstache will lead one to a life of bestiality.

Paul's life took a turn for the worse when he decided to grow a Buckstache.

buckstache by once crapped in a hormel chili can June 21, 2006

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Buckstache

A mustache that is extremely ugly which acts as a repellent to women and average human beings.

That is one big buckstache

Buckstache by IRP_Hawk December 5, 2010

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substache

a temporary fake mustache one uses while waiting for his/hers to grow in thicker

"I started Movember fresh so I had to use a Mr. Potato head substache till I caught up"

substache by Mr Roboto234 November 2, 2011

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spunkstache

a guy that blows his load on another guys mustache. Or a ugly chick with a mustache.

kc: Man that guy is gay as fuck.
J-Rock: why man.
kc: because I know this guy that knows this guy that blew his load all over his face and gave him a spunkstache.

spunkstache by verhaeghe February 4, 2010

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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