Suziology 

The study of Suzie or Susie. Exploring and discovering the depths and breadths of her mind and body. Negotiating her curves and speed bumps. Surveying her vast tracts of land.

Me: "Figuring you out will be my primary goal"

Suzie: "That might make you a first in the field of Suziology. I'll expect a white paper and a wikipedia page shortly after..."

Suziology by Dragon_Dave June 12, 2018

Suckology 

The study of sucking

I got my Masters in suckology, at MIT

Suckology by SuckologyBoys May 5, 2015

reverse suckology 

To give sympathy head with the intent of never talking to the recipient again. Similar to reverse psychology, but with dicks.

Taylor: Hey Malanie, you get rid of Nathan yet?

Melanie: Yeah I just gave him some head, so hopefully he won't try to talk to me again.

Taylor: Classic reverse suckology.

reverse suckology by Meisterbater May 22, 2016

Susology 

The study of sus

Susology, the way to find the sussy imposter

Susology by Susology 101 April 26, 2022

sociology 

Sociology is a pseudo-intellectual discipline similar to economics but without all of the mathematical rigor the latter discipline pretends it possesses.

Sociology 101 is awesome! We talk about how we feel about statistics rather than do any number crunching! I know what I want to major in, now!

sociology by Malazoth December 2, 2013

Sociology 

An academic discipline designed to:
1. uncover the cause of modern society's problems, aka white males (or even whiteness in general).
2. reveal Marxism as the solution to all of the problems that white males have caused by their oppressive habit of being successful

Sociology Professor: "Why are you in college right now, instead of getting pregnant in high school and dropping out?"

Me: "Because I made responsible choices to avoid that situation and worked hard in school"

Sociology Professor: "Actually, no, it's because you benefitted from White Privilege"

Sociology by ambyellen January 27, 2009

sociology 

The subject of looking into somthing too much.

This is a robber..He robs becouse he is poor..He is poor becouse of poor socialization....He had a poor socialisation becouse his parents were in a lower class...His teachers looked down on him and he got a worse education becouse of this...Sociology for ya..

sociology by eddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd October 9, 2008