Suck-bro

When you and a good friend suck at some activity together and you end up having fun anyway.

Omg, me and Karen were so awful at axe throwing we were total suck-bros!!!

Suck-bro by Dingler December 31, 2025

bro-suck

When you suck the dick of your bro because you love them, as a bro, but that doesn't make you gay. You are just a good bro. Congrats.

I also like to refer to this as a "brojob" in public.

"Hey, can you suck my dick?"
"Dude, I'm not gay."
"Don't worry man, it's just a bro-suck!"

bro-suck by Ntrllymprtnt April 4, 2017

suck me noodles bro 

When one drains the life out of a elderly transvestite by ejaculating onto a smart phone of wich has been inserted into a anal crevis with David Cameron, prince Philip, the savior of earth (Donald j trump) and a love child between Isis and the kkk

Stop and suck me noodles bro I can't kamakarzy on me own two foreskins

suck me noodles bro by trump our lord May 24, 2016

suck the brown off

Originated by Lil Wayne in the song "Miss Me" By Drake. Meaning for one individual to perform oral sex on a male who has just had anal sex with them. Not limited to just this definition but this is clearly the meaning at which the artist was referring to.

Man, I swear my bitches do it till they suck the brown off... ewwww, that's nasty...

suck the brown off by tksmith270 November 25, 2010

suck it brother 

A gay man...one who sucks cock

west hollywood is full of suck it brothers

suck it brother by ShawnDaddy January 6, 2008

suck dick broke 

When you have so little money you'd have to suck dick for cash

P1: "Yo, you wanna go get food?"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"

suck dick broke by lilbollockshead February 2, 2018

Jonas Brothers Suck 

A tested and proven fact. This band is so abysmally terrible that it would be funny if their "music" wasn't so god damn annoying. If you are a fan of the Jonas Brothers, then you are a tasteless individual who probably has no idea what real music is (see also: Jonas Brothers Fan).

Incredibly rudimentary guitar work, basic and stale drumming and ultra annoying, nasal-as-fuck vocals are what the Jonas Brother's "music" is composed of. It's not original or innovative in the slightest, either.

More proof that the Jonas Brothers suck, as though it was really necessary, is the fact that their fan base is almost entirely retarded. Just check through the comments on any of the many hate videos scattered throughout Youtube. Even scarier still is the fact that some fans actually actively seek out these videos just to attack them... and they say us haters have no lives. Ironic, huh?

Jonas Brothers Suck by Wormaldson August 4, 2009