Suburbankat 

a hip kat from the greater north eastern area of the US, most likely a suburban area. generally logical down to earth and easy to talk to girl.

damn shes a crazy but coo suburbankat

Suburbankat by bob March 11, 2005

Suburbanitis 

1. A condition whereby any metropolitan area has its crime statistics exponentially increased or embellished by a person whose residence has fallen outside said area for at least three-quarters of their life.

2. Rarely visiting a city because of an irrational fear or stubborn ignorance.

After visiting Toronto, Matt felt encouraged and qualified to bash Detroit despite his embarrassing case of suburbanitis.

Suburbanitis by Joshua Gillis August 3, 2008

Suburbanitus 

When one has little to no conflict in their life to which they can rise to the occasion, that is build moral character through strife, they will begin creating problems. This disease, if you will, plagues the suburban regions of every state, often manifesting itself in young teens as well as middle-aged men going through identity crises, shallow trophy wives, tennis/soccer moms, parents obsessed with their child's sport or scout troop, etc. are all also examples of "adults" with Suburbanitus.

It's sister disease is Urbanitus, creating strife from boredom through petty crime, gangs, etc.

Such diseases hint to an underdeveloped maturity in thought, leading to the illogical use of excessive, unjustified emotion. Perhaps the saddest thing about Suburbanitus is the cure. Only life threatening situations in which one clearly sees how shallow their lives are given the prominent and very real threat of death can overcome the disease.

John: Hey Sally, want to hang out with me and Carol tonight?
Sally: Why do you choose her over me?
John: I'm not, I'm saying we should all hang out...
Sally: (bawls)
John: Bawwwwliin! Sally has the worst case of Suburbanitus. She just runs around causing problems and creating drama. She needs to grow up and quit acting like a child.

Suburbanitus by Blake Tipton April 20, 2008

Suburbanarchist

n. a young person usually seen at G-7 and the like protests wearing ratty jeans a carhart jacket and a bandana over his face engaged in acts of vandalism against perceived corporate targets such as Starbucks, McDonald's, WalMart, Exxon and the like. This particular brand of anarchist likely traveled to the protest in a tricked out Prius courtesy of Mommy and Daddy and is either on leave from, expelled from or cutting the hell out of college classes. Suburbanarchists travel in small groups and tend to associate with Trustafarians. Contrary to their perceived impoverished appearance Suburbanarchists dress that way because they want to. They've got plenty of money usually a magic card stitched inside their carhart jacket liner.

Damn, those Suburbanarchists chugged their lattes before heaving that brick through the picture window at Starbucks.

Suburbanarchist by Rastamick October 23, 2008

Suburbanite 

The most prevalent vermin in the USA, usually indigenous to the Midwest. Recognized by the following characteristics:

-Pretending that they have lots of money, but are actually broke after spending it all trying to impress people with their McMansions, SUVs, etc.

-Love of shitty chain "restaurants" such as Applebee's, Chili's, The Olive Garden, IHOP, etc.

-Severely lacking in social skills and intelligence, due to their refusal to interact with anyone other than their elementary/middle school classmates from 15-20 years ago.

Suburbanite: Ooh, I don't like it in the city! I might get shot or mugged or something!

City Dweller: Stay the fuck out, we don't want you around here anyway!

Suburbanite by Mickey O'Brien September 3, 2010

Suburbanite 

somebody who lives in the suburbs.

if you live in a small community, you are a suburbanite.

Suburbanite by Johnny61161 May 3, 2008

suburbanite 

1. Poor sad scared little person who never takes the time out to enjoy the diversity, excitement and establishments and atmosphere of a great city because they rush home in fear for their lives to their cloned "boxes" of cookie cutter houses the immediate 22 seconds after work.

2.A conceited, self-centered paranoiac who view themselves as so important that they assume that all city people automatically want to take the time out of their day to rob or shoot them at every city corner.

Working guy:"Hey Dave, me and the guys are gonna head down to this great restaurant on 25th and Madison after work, wanna come ?"

Working Suburbanite guy Dave:"Are you kidding me ? You guys can go down there and get shot,and get mugged and all of the above if you want to but I'm going to go home to the safety of my quiet boring street and be with my wife who I know is cheating on me with my neighbor because I can't satisfy her but I pretend not to notice and my children who I know are doing drugs in the basement but I ignore it and pretend I have the perfect family!"

Working guy:"Okay...you have fun with that

suburbanite by MindShaft October 13, 2008