Holly is a total suburbanista because she goes to the mall to get her nails done before picking up her son Bradford at soccer practice.
by lsequens September 19, 2007
by Joey Third base mcgee February 9, 2017
A young man or woman 👠who in spite of the fact that they live in a perfectly fine subdivision are always berating their folks for their lifestyles not being 'on fleek' enough. Usually these kids are between about 14 to 21 years old.
Here are 2 examples of a Suburbanista 1 Ariel 14 years old: "Mom could you just text me from the bottom of the driveway when. You come to pick me up from. Beneficents party? I'm 😳 embarrassed to be seen riding around in a Honda Civic! Example 2: Josh age 16 to his dad:"Dad why we gotta live in "Wooded Acres?" My friend Biff lives in ",Phuckhaven Heights". They have 2 clay tennis 🎾 courts and a black bottom pool in their backyard.Plus his dad drives 3 Bentleys! Why we gotta live in such a 'ghetto' dad? " Dad: " Someday you'll appreciate ", Wooded Acres" son!
by 4realazitgits May 4, 2021