substinance 

The wondrous sustenance that can only be obtained through the consumption of hilarious amounts of subway sandwiches.

After another night on the piss without eating all day, i was in dire need of some substinance

substinance by Naryzhud January 30, 2007

Substinance 

Food that can barely be considered food. or a very informal meal, with mostly junk food.

substinance ie. junk food replacing real food for a meal.

Substinance by davismaxwell January 24, 2009

sustenance 

1. (n) a consumable product that provides sufficient nourishment
2. (n) nutrient(s)
3. (n) FOOD!

so. hungry! need. SUSTENANCE!

sustenance by maelstr0m_X1 April 7, 2005

Substance D 

1. Substance D is a fictional addictive amphetamine-like psychoactive drug, also known as "Slow Death", "Death" and "D", that is depicted in Philip K. Dick's novel "A Scanner Darkly". It's derived from the fictional flower "Mors ontologica".

2. By extension, Substance D can refer to amphetamine (speed).

"What he sold me as 'candy' actually turned out to be 'Substance D'."

This is a more subtle way to refer to amphetamine in a conversation if you don't want to attract too much attention.

Substance D by Electric Sheep March 15, 2009

Substance Toddler 

(n.) A person who can only tolerate a small amount of drugs, alcohol, etc.
(n.) A lightweight

Jimmy: Where's Carl?
Ron: He passed out after like 3 beers, man.
Jimmy: What a substance toddler!

Substance Toddler by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Whore Substance 

When a woman in the age gap, 24 - 46 snorts cocaine (or other snortable illicit substances, including sherbet) through a a straw inserted into her vagina hole. This procedure must tke place, in humid conditions, between the times, 2:45am and 3:32am.

The time is 2:99 in this humid enviroment, and their is whore substance in my front bum.

Whore Substance by whore humper January 6, 2011

Illegal substances 

Synonym for Drugs usually used in a more formal setting like with police

My friend got sent to prison because he was found with illegal substances. He couldn’t even talk his way out of it because he’s such a glassman.

Illegal substances by Sleepdeprived_phoneaddict June 24, 2020