maelstr0m_X1's definitions
by maelstr0m_X1 January 5, 2022

the normal brainwave in the encephalogram of a person who is awake but relaxed and drowsy; occurs with low frequency and low amplitude
by maelstr0m_X1 November 5, 2004

1. (n) a child of plentiful entertainment
2. (adj) having a nervous or depressing identity
3. (n) identification of funkiness
4. (vt) the act of flatulating, indiscreetly, in a public area
2. (adj) having a nervous or depressing identity
3. (n) identification of funkiness
4. (vt) the act of flatulating, indiscreetly, in a public area
(1) that dancer is quite a funkid
(2) see the kid hyped up on prozac? he's quite funkid
(3) "mr. disco man, we are going to need to see your funkid before we allow you to step onto the dance floor"
(4) "DUDE! was that a stink bomb, or did someone just funkid?!"
(2) see the kid hyped up on prozac? he's quite funkid
(3) "mr. disco man, we are going to need to see your funkid before we allow you to step onto the dance floor"
(4) "DUDE! was that a stink bomb, or did someone just funkid?!"
by maelstr0m_X1 December 20, 2004

an unreasonable torturous device that teachers who dont like their students use to bring them pain and cause them to lose sleep
by maelstr0m_X1 December 22, 2004

by maelstr0m_X1 May 14, 2022

That ho is such a two-shot thot. I mean, her standards are already pretty low, but get a couple shots in her and she'll start hitting on people as ugly as she is!
by maelstr0m_X1 May 25, 2020

I checked the O'Reilly Factor a few years back when I was living in New Brunswick. It was disappointingly high...
by maelstr0m_X1 April 19, 2017
