20 definitions by maelstr0m_X1

an unreasonable torturous device that teachers who dont like their students use to bring them pain and cause them to lose sleep
I was up all night doing that homework... UGH!
by maelstr0m_X1 December 23, 2004
1. (n) a consumable product that provides sufficient nourishment
2. (n) nutrient(s)
3. (n) FOOD!
by maelstr0m_X1 April 8, 2005
(1) the basic unit of money in Angola
(2) common misspelling of the "holiday", Kwanzaa
...and how much is that worth in kwanzas?
by maelstr0m_X1 December 26, 2005
(noun) a fictitious gland responsible for the filtration of derp-worthy stimuli in the human brain.

in a healthy and intelligent individual, it acts as a sensor, indicating when something outrageously stupid has been processed. it tends to result in facepalming, headaches, or sympathetic lulz in defense of knowing that the demise of mankind is imminent.

in an unhealthy or stupid individual, it provides a positive-feedback mechanism, resulting in the individual gaining reward for filling their brain with even more useless bullshit. stimulation of the gland in this type of individual brings about erratic, borderline retarded behavior, and in fact causes them to emanate even more derp to the surrounding environment. this can lead to a derp cascade, which enthralls masses of stupid individuals to do stupid things.
(intelligent) I swear, if I hear another stupid thing come out of her mouth, my derp gland is going to explode!

(stupid) DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! NUOH MAH GAWD KIM KARDASHIAN DDDEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
by maelstr0m_X1 July 15, 2012
the number describing the population of sex offenders in a community
I checked the O'Reilly Factor a few years back when I was living in New Brunswick. It was disappointingly high...
by maelstr0m_X1 April 20, 2017
An x-ray picture of the brain taken by radiographic examination of the brain in which some of the cerebrospinal fluid is replaced with air or another gas that acts as a contrasting medium.
"the encephalogram has come back, and the prognosis of the victim's head trauma is not to promising"
by maelstr0m_X1 November 6, 2004
The feminine version of the 2 beer queer
That ho is such a two-shot thot. I mean, her standards are already pretty low, but get a couple shots in her and she'll start hitting on people as ugly as she is!
by maelstr0m_X1 May 25, 2020