maelstr0m_X1's definitions

FMIMA

Fuck me in my ass.

Boss: I'm selecting you for mandatory overtime.

Me: Well FMIMA

by maelstr0m_X1 January 5, 2022

theta wave

the normal brainwave in the encephalogram of a person who is awake but relaxed and drowsy; occurs with low frequency and low amplitude

the magician was easily able to manipulate the victim into a trance using theta waves

by maelstr0m_X1 November 5, 2004

ifuknowutimean

if you know what I mean

she's just lookin' for a few good men to loosen her up ifuknowutimean

by maelstr0m_X1 May 14, 2022

funkid

1. (n) a child of plentiful entertainment
2. (adj) having a nervous or depressing identity
3. (n) identification of funkiness
4. (vt) the act of flatulating, indiscreetly, in a public area

(1) that dancer is quite a funkid
(2) see the kid hyped up on prozac? he's quite funkid
(3) "mr. disco man, we are going to need to see your funkid before we allow you to step onto the dance floor"
(4) "DUDE! was that a stink bomb, or did someone just funkid?!"

by maelstr0m_X1 December 20, 2004

two-shot thot

The feminine version of the 2 beer queer

That ho is such a two-shot thot. I mean, her standards are already pretty low, but get a couple shots in her and she'll start hitting on people as ugly as she is!

by maelstr0m_X1 May 25, 2020

homework

an unreasonable torturous device that teachers who dont like their students use to bring them pain and cause them to lose sleep

I was up all night doing that homework... UGH!

by maelstr0m_X1 December 22, 2004

epitome

A representative or example of a class or type

“He is seen... as the epitome of the hawkish, right-of-center intellectual” (Paul Kennedy)

by maelstr0m_X1 November 2, 2004