maelstr0m_X1's definitions

ifuknowutimean

if you know what I mean

she's just lookin' for a few good men to loosen her up ifuknowutimean

by maelstr0m_X1 May 14, 2022

expository writing

the process by which one reads about from many different sources, about twenty pages in length each, that have little to do with each other, analyze them and then combine them to find a uniform thesis; advanced bullshitting

oh man, expository writing at Rutgers blows!
these assignments in expository writing are completely ridiculous!
where am I going to use expository writing in real life? oh, right: NOWHERE!

by maelstr0m_X1 December 28, 2005

mensiversary

Of a significant event, a day that is an exact number of months (to the day, if possible since months have different numbers of days - this conflict obviously doesn't occur with an anniversary) since the event occurred; often preceded by an ordinal number indicating the number of months that have elapsed since the event.
(Keep in mind, this is not a real word, but it could be considered etymologically correct according to Latin and similar derivation to anniversary.)

Could be considered synonymous to lunaversary, a more common fake word for a reoccurring monthly event, but this is less etymologically correct by indirect induction of roots.

WRONG: Happy two-month anniversary!
RIGHT: Happy second mensiversary!

by maelstr0m_X1 November 29, 2006

indifference

apathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions

The deprived child showed indifference towards a better life, for his life was all he knew.

by maelstr0m_X1 November 9, 2004

kwanza

(1) the basic unit of money in Angola
(2) common misspelling of the "holiday", Kwanzaa

...and how much is that worth in kwanzas?

by maelstr0m_X1 December 25, 2004

two-shot thot

The feminine version of the 2 beer queer

That ho is such a two-shot thot. I mean, her standards are already pretty low, but get a couple shots in her and she'll start hitting on people as ugly as she is!

by maelstr0m_X1 May 25, 2020

homework

an unreasonable torturous device that teachers who dont like their students use to bring them pain and cause them to lose sleep

I was up all night doing that homework... UGH!

by maelstr0m_X1 December 22, 2004