substinance
The wondrous sustenance that can only be obtained through the consumption of hilarious amounts of subway sandwiches.
substinance by Naryzhud January 30, 2007
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Substinance
Substinance by davismaxwell January 24, 2009
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Substance D
1. Substance D is a fictional addictive amphetamine-like psychoactive drug, also known as "Slow Death", "Death" and "D", that is depicted in Philip K. Dick's novel "A Scanner Darkly". It's derived from the fictional flower "Mors ontologica".
2. By extension, Substance D can refer to amphetamine (speed).
2. By extension, Substance D can refer to amphetamine (speed).
"What he sold me as 'candy' actually turned out to be 'Substance D'."
This is a more subtle way to refer to amphetamine in a conversation if you don't want to attract too much attention.
This is a more subtle way to refer to amphetamine in a conversation if you don't want to attract too much attention.
Substance D by Electric Sheep March 15, 2009
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Whore Substance
When a woman in the age gap, 24 - 46 snorts cocaine (or other snortable illicit substances, including sherbet) through a a straw inserted into her vagina hole. This procedure must tke place, in humid conditions, between the times, 2:45am and 3:32am.
Whore Substance by whore humper January 6, 2011
Illegal substances
My friend got sent to prison because he was found with illegal substances. He couldn’t even talk his way out of it because he’s such a glassman.
Illegal substances by Sleepdeprived_phoneaddict June 24, 2020
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