substanance

Noun: Life sustaining food (i.e: substances which are sustenance) such as macaroni.

Macaroni is the substanance of Life.

by Project Inigo Montoya March 17, 2016

sustenance

1. (n) a consumable product that provides sufficient nourishment
2. (n) nutrient(s)
3. (n) FOOD!

so. hungry! need. SUSTENANCE!

by maelstr0m_X1 April 7, 2005

Substance D

1. Substance D is a fictional addictive amphetamine-like psychoactive drug, also known as "Slow Death", "Death" and "D", that is depicted in Philip K. Dick's novel "A Scanner Darkly". It's derived from the fictional flower "Mors ontologica".

2. By extension, Substance D can refer to amphetamine (speed).

"What he sold me as 'candy' actually turned out to be 'Substance D'."

This is a more subtle way to refer to amphetamine in a conversation if you don't want to attract too much attention.

by Electric Sheep March 15, 2009

Substance Toddler

(n.) A person who can only tolerate a small amount of drugs, alcohol, etc.
(n.) A lightweight

Jimmy: Where's Carl?
Ron: He passed out after like 3 beers, man.
Jimmy: What a substance toddler!

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Whore Substance

When a woman in the age gap, 24 - 46 snorts cocaine (or other snortable illicit substances, including sherbet) through a a straw inserted into her vagina hole. This procedure must tke place, in humid conditions, between the times, 2:45am and 3:32am.

The time is 2:99 in this humid enviroment, and their is whore substance in my front bum.

by whore humper January 6, 2011

Illegal substances

Synonym for Drugs usually used in a more formal setting like with police

My friend got sent to prison because he was found with illegal substances. He couldn’t even talk his way out of it because he’s such a glassman.

by Sleepdeprived_phoneaddict June 24, 2020

Sustenance

Fancy term;
If you can eat it, yup.

“Me and Jill were going out to Wendy’s to get some sustenance, wanna join?”

by Engardian May 31, 2018