substanance

Noun: Life sustaining food (i.e: substances which are sustenance) such as macaroni.

Macaroni is the substanance of Life.

by Project Inigo Montoya December 8, 2015

Substanize

Swallowing, inhaling, snorting, or injecting yourself with a drug, usually one that is illegal without doctor shopping for a prescription first.

2 Strawz: You been movin bricks, $hasta?
$hasta: UOENO! Up for 24 hours with my lab coat on. Now I need to substanize my body with some alcohol STAT to wind the hell down.

by MrShasta June 7, 2013