Sub 5
A person who is below a 5/10 on the blackpill/looksmaxxing looks scale. People in this range are seen as conventionally unattractive, and often feel as if they're invisible to the opposite sex.
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Sub-5
A member of the opposite sex with whom you would not have sex.
This is based on an ingenious recalibration of the conventional 0 - 10 scale so that 5 is the equilibrium point at which you would just have sex with a person, but not really be enthusiastic about it. The magnitude of ratings above 5 denotes how badly you want to bone, and the magnitude of ratings below 5 denotes how vehemently you'd avoid boning.
An alternate definition of a rating of 5 useful for males is describing someone which you would neither thrust into nor attempt to remove from your penis.
Recognized antonyms: Super-5, Supra-5
This is based on an ingenious recalibration of the conventional 0 - 10 scale so that 5 is the equilibrium point at which you would just have sex with a person, but not really be enthusiastic about it. The magnitude of ratings above 5 denotes how badly you want to bone, and the magnitude of ratings below 5 denotes how vehemently you'd avoid boning.
An alternate definition of a rating of 5 useful for males is describing someone which you would neither thrust into nor attempt to remove from your penis.
Recognized antonyms: Super-5, Supra-5
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Sub-5
Basically a terra incel dork with a recessed jaw, chin, infras, maxilla, and negative canthal tilt bug eyes with a side of high set eyebrows with upper eyelid exposure and just basically chopped as fuck.
Sub 5 miler
A person who can run a mile under 5 minutes (usually referring to on a track). This person, if male, is pretty cool. However, if a girl can run sub 5 for a mile then they are basically the coolest person in the world. Imagine maintaining one minute and 14 seconds in the blistering sun for four freakin laps around a boring, oval track. Yeah, we are just THAT cool.
Sub 5 miler by thebagelshop March 16, 2010
Tony 2-5 Sub
When an incredibly insecure Haagster claims to be the DOM after the one true DOM, Liam (the hotdog stand), instructs the Haagster to believe he himself as a DOM, obeying the Liam Dom’s instruction, therefore the Haagster becomes the Tony 2-5 SUB.
Liam (The Hotdog Stand): Haagster, I want you to believe that you are a DOM!
Haagster (The SUB): I’m the DOM! I was born in the DOMinican republic and I own a DOMinos!
Liam (The Hotdog Stand): That’s a good Tony 2-5 Sub.
Haagster (The SUB): I’m the DOM! I was born in the DOMinican republic and I own a DOMinos!
Liam (The Hotdog Stand): That’s a good Tony 2-5 Sub.
Tony 2-5 Sub by I’m A Hotdog Stand November 4, 2022
sub5
-noun, plural
1. A person/people who rank below the do-able level.
2. The people who rank 0 through 4.9 on a standard 1-10 grading scale with 10 being the best.
1. A person/people who rank below the do-able level.
2. The people who rank 0 through 4.9 on a standard 1-10 grading scale with 10 being the best.
sub5 by herrocroser November 15, 2010
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