SJP

The acronym for Sarah Jessica Parker. Usually said with a stereotypically gay flamboyancy.

Oh my god SJP looked so fantabulous at the Gloden Globes!

by Craig Bowers December 24, 2005

SJP

A person who is so ugly that their looks resemble that of Sarah Jessica parker

Ew oh man, check out that SJP

by Squidrickton January 03, 2011

SJP

Ukrainian version of meaning "suck my ass."

- Yo, man ! Why you so wack!
- SJP !

by Brudah January 07, 2021

sjps

a private school that is really sad

Do you go to sjps?

by jarobel January 25, 2021

SJP Hands

Hands that are disproportionately huge compared to the person's body like Sarah Jessica Parker's (SJP) hands. Typically, a female whose hands are larger than any man's hands or could easily be mistaken for man hands.

Damn! That girl has SJP hands. She could one hand a basketball with them.

by nytoflboy January 29, 2008

SJP

To pseudonymously advocate for the annihilation and ultimate elimination of Jews, thereby rendering the advocate both an antisemite and mentally handicapped.
Same for BDS (as a verb).

That dude SJP’d the facts and made no fucking sense.

by Gyorgy Lukacs 1985 January 10, 2024