Sub-5 

A member of the opposite sex with whom you would not have sex.

This is based on an ingenious recalibration of the conventional 0 - 10 scale so that 5 is the equilibrium point at which you would just have sex with a person, but not really be enthusiastic about it. The magnitude of ratings above 5 denotes how badly you want to bone, and the magnitude of ratings below 5 denotes how vehemently you'd avoid boning.

An alternate definition of a rating of 5 useful for males is describing someone which you would neither thrust into nor attempt to remove from your penis.

Recognized antonyms: Super-5, Supra-5

"I would rather brush my teeth with jizz than have sex with her, she's incredibly sub-5. She's a 2."

"Eh, I don't really care, shes exactly a 5. I'd let her climb my dick, I guess."

"I'd pay $100 to put my dick in her hair. She's a 9."

Sub-5 by Gil Barry March 16, 2010

Sub-5

Basically a terra incel dork with a recessed jaw, chin, infras, maxilla, and negative canthal tilt bug eyes with a side of high set eyebrows with upper eyelid exposure and just basically chopped as fuck.

Sub-5:“Yo what’s good guys”

Chadlite mogger: “Yo shut the fuck up you sub-5 deformity. I mog you to the depths of gandy sinkhole.”

Sub-5 by vxsl February 19, 2026

Sub 5 

A person who is below a 5/10 on the blackpill/looksmaxxing looks scale. People in this range are seen as conventionally unattractive, and often feel as if they're invisible to the opposite sex.

After 1000 swipes on Tinder, I only got 6 matches which where all bots. I guess online dating is not for sub 5s.

Sub 5 by OW_player July 7, 2024

Sub 5 miler 

A person who can run a mile under 5 minutes (usually referring to on a track). This person, if male, is pretty cool. However, if a girl can run sub 5 for a mile then they are basically the coolest person in the world. Imagine maintaining one minute and 14 seconds in the blistering sun for four freakin laps around a boring, oval track. Yeah, we are just THAT cool.

Dude, that sub 5 miler is a boss! Yeah, and her Nike Zoom Victories are sick!!!!!

Sub 5 miler by thebagelshop March 16, 2010

Tony 2-5 Sub

When an incredibly insecure Haagster claims to be the DOM after the one true DOM, Liam (the hotdog stand), instructs the Haagster to believe he himself as a DOM, obeying the Liam Dom’s instruction, therefore the Haagster becomes the Tony 2-5 SUB.

Liam (The Hotdog Stand): Haagster, I want you to believe that you are a DOM!

Haagster (The SUB): I’m the DOM! I was born in the DOMinican republic and I own a DOMinos!

Liam (The Hotdog Stand): That’s a good Tony 2-5 Sub.

Tony 2-5 Sub by I’m A Hotdog Stand November 4, 2022

sub5 

-noun, plural

1. A person/people who rank below the do-able level.

2. The people who rank 0 through 4.9 on a standard 1-10 grading scale with 10 being the best.

Q: What would you rate SJP?

A: Pft... sub5.

sub5 by herrocroser November 15, 2010

sub5 

a MAN or woman who is below a 5 on the looks rating scale
to be sub5 one generally must have several unattractive features, such as a massive nose, receded chin, or is simply overweight

a celebrity who is sub5 is Lil Wayne because he is a mouth breather and has a recessed jawline

"That guy is sub5, he should ropemaxx immediately"

sub5 by its over November 16, 2023