-noun, plural
1. A person/people who rank below the do-able level.
2. The people who rank 0 through 4.9 on a standard 1-10 grading scale with 10 being the best.
1. A person/people who rank below the do-able level.
2. The people who rank 0 through 4.9 on a standard 1-10 grading scale with 10 being the best.
by herrocroser November 15, 2010
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to be sub5 one generally must have several unattractive features, such as a massive nose, receded chin, or is simply overweight
a celebrity who is sub5 is Lil Wayne because he is a mouth breather and has a recessed jawline
to be sub5 one generally must have several unattractive features, such as a massive nose, receded chin, or is simply overweight
a celebrity who is sub5 is Lil Wayne because he is a mouth breather and has a recessed jawline
by its over November 16, 2023
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A member of the opposite sex with whom you would not have sex.
This is based on an ingenious recalibration of the conventional 0 - 10 scale so that 5 is the equilibrium point at which you would just have sex with a person, but not really be enthusiastic about it. The magnitude of ratings above 5 denotes how badly you want to bone, and the magnitude of ratings below 5 denotes how vehemently you'd avoid boning.
An alternate definition of a rating of 5 useful for males is describing someone which you would neither thrust into nor attempt to remove from your penis.
Recognized antonyms: Super-5, Supra-5
This is based on an ingenious recalibration of the conventional 0 - 10 scale so that 5 is the equilibrium point at which you would just have sex with a person, but not really be enthusiastic about it. The magnitude of ratings above 5 denotes how badly you want to bone, and the magnitude of ratings below 5 denotes how vehemently you'd avoid boning.
An alternate definition of a rating of 5 useful for males is describing someone which you would neither thrust into nor attempt to remove from your penis.
Recognized antonyms: Super-5, Supra-5
"I would rather brush my teeth with jizz than have sex with her, she's incredibly sub-5. She's a 2."
"Eh, I don't really care, shes exactly a 5. I'd let her climb my dick, I guess."
"I'd pay $100 to put my dick in her hair. She's a 9."
"Eh, I don't really care, shes exactly a 5. I'd let her climb my dick, I guess."
"I'd pay $100 to put my dick in her hair. She's a 9."
by Gil Barry March 16, 2010
Get the Sub-5 mug.A person who can run a mile under 5 minutes (usually referring to on a track). This person, if male, is pretty cool. However, if a girl can run sub 5 for a mile then they are basically the coolest person in the world. Imagine maintaining one minute and 14 seconds in the blistering sun for four freakin laps around a boring, oval track. Yeah, we are just THAT cool.
by thebagelshop March 16, 2010
Get the Sub 5 miler mug.A person who is below a 5/10 on the blackpill/looksmaxxing looks scale. People in this range are seen as conventionally unattractive, and often feel as if they're invisible to the opposite sex.
After 1000 swipes on Tinder, I only got 6 matches which where all bots. I guess online dating is not for sub 5s.
by OW_player July 7, 2024
Get the Sub 5 mug.Basically a terra incel dork with a recessed jaw, chin, infras, maxilla, and negative canthal tilt bug eyes with a side of high set eyebrows with upper eyelid exposure and just basically chopped as fuck.
Sub-5:“Yo what’s good guys”
Chadlite mogger: “Yo shut the fuck up you sub-5 deformity. I mog you to the depths of gandy sinkhole.”
Chadlite mogger: “Yo shut the fuck up you sub-5 deformity. I mog you to the depths of gandy sinkhole.”
by vxsl February 19, 2026
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