Apple Chapel

-noun

1. A place where religious zealots go to pray to their 21st century God, know as "Steve Jobs", and congregate with others with same unhealthy addiction to overpaying for electronic products.

2. A retail location known as the "Apple Store".
Don't go to the mall. There's 400 nerds waiting to get into the Apple Chapel.
by herrocroser May 23, 2011
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Apple Chapel

-noun

1. A place where religious zealots go to pray to their 21st century God, know as "Steve Jobs", and congregate with others with same unhealthy addiction to overpaying for electronic products.

2. A retail location known as the "Apple Store".
Don't go to the mall. There's 400 nerds waiting to get into the Apple Chapel.
by herrocroser July 02, 2011
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GRENADE

-noun
1. A woman of cover. Generally wearing all black garb with a veil that covers the entire head except for the eyes.
GRENADE!!!!#@!$@!21#!#!#!!
(best when yelled)
by herrocroser November 13, 2010
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sub5

-noun, plural

1. A person/people who rank below the do-able level.

2. The people who rank 0 through 4.9 on a standard 1-10 grading scale with 10 being the best.
Q: What would you rate SJP?

A: Pft... sub5.
by herrocroser November 13, 2010
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Chubya

-noun, plural chubyas

1. Very obese person of Indian or Pakistani decent.

(Term works with all fat people but it's more fun in a Indian accent)
Hey Raja, how are you such a chubya on vegetarian curry?
by herrocroser November 13, 2010
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More Shares Than Hairs

-noun

1. A hair challenged person with a high amount of ownership or options to a company.
Examples of "More Shares Than Hairs" candidates:
Steve Ballmer, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, etc...
by herrocroser November 13, 2010
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