Definitions by herrocroser

Apple Chapel 

-noun

1. A place where religious zealots go to pray to their 21st century God, know as "Steve Jobs", and congregate with others with same unhealthy addiction to overpaying for electronic products.

2. A retail location known as the "Apple Store".

Don't go to the mall. There's 400 nerds waiting to get into the Apple Chapel.

Apple Chapel by herrocroser September 14, 2011

Apple Chapel 

-noun

1. A place where religious zealots go to pray to their 21st century God, know as "Steve Jobs", and congregate with others with same unhealthy addiction to overpaying for electronic products.

2. A retail location known as the "Apple Store".

Don't go to the mall. There's 400 nerds waiting to get into the Apple Chapel.

Apple Chapel by herrocroser July 3, 2011

GRENADE

-noun
1. A woman of cover. Generally wearing all black garb with a veil that covers the entire head except for the eyes.

GRENADE!!!!#@!$@!21#!#!#!!
(best when yelled)

GRENADE by herrocroser November 15, 2010

More Shares Than Hairs 

-noun

1. A hair challenged person with a high amount of ownership or options to a company.

Examples of "More Shares Than Hairs" candidates:
Steve Ballmer, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, etc...

More Shares Than Hairs by herrocroser November 15, 2010

Chubya 

-noun, plural chubyas

1. Very obese person of Indian or Pakistani decent.

(Term works with all fat people but it's more fun in a Indian accent)

Hey Raja, how are you such a chubya on vegetarian curry?

Chubya by herrocroser November 15, 2010

sub5 

-noun, plural

1. A person/people who rank below the do-able level.

2. The people who rank 0 through 4.9 on a standard 1-10 grading scale with 10 being the best.

Q: What would you rate SJP?

A: Pft... sub5.

sub5 by herrocroser November 15, 2010