Sturle 

Basically a god. So handsome, he should be voted to leader of the US spaceforce

Omg i just saw sturle. He is so handsome that he should be voted to the leader of US spaceforce

Sturle by Basiclly god August 22, 2018

Sturle 

A math teacher.

Sturle is a math teacher for tea math.
I have a love hate relationship with Sturle's teachings.

Sturle by LordHentaiWeebest June 12, 2019

virgin sturgeon 

A virgin sturgeon is a fish that doesn't produce any roe. Or wade.

She was minnow less - a virgin sturgeon.

virgin sturgeon by Cranberry Bob February 28, 2020

Jim Sturgess

The new up-and coming actor that stars in the new film Across The Universe. He was born in 1981 in London, England and is a former member of the National Youth Music Theatre. He studied at the University of Salford's School of Media, Music, and Performance. Had done a few TV movies before he got his big break in Across The Universe, which he sang all live on the set of the film. He considered himself a musician before he really considered himself an actor and was in a band that consisted of seven members. He will soon be seen in the upcoming films "The Other Boleyn Girl" with Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johanssan. And in "21" with Kate Bosworth.

Jim Sturgess sang "Something" beautifully in Across the Universe.

Jim Sturgess by Delaney Montez December 9, 2007

Starlene 

Starlene is one of a kind and unique as the name. She has bedroom eyes and a brain just as sexy. Be careful with a Starlene, if you break her heart things will never be the same even if you are friends.
Loyal to a fault. This girl is the Unicorn of woman kind and if you ever have her be sure to never let her go.

Damn Starlene is one in a million

Starlene by TrapShorty March 3, 2015

sturgeon face 

the turning down of the corners of the lips to signify disdain, chagrin, or pensiveness; based loosely off the face of a sturgeon (a type of fish)

a typical response to disgusting or unfortunate news

Math Teacher: Jimmy, the front office wants to see you. Apparently your grandmother just died. Also, you got an F on your Calculus final.

Jimmy: *sturgeon face*

sturgeon face by fishyrace April 28, 2009

stuplexia 

Meaning some people suffer from this new found condition, which everyday stupid people just pretend to act intelligent but only they believe it and no one else can!

Stuplexia: Pretending they know it all. Becoming unstuck in situations beyond there capabilities. Example of using dyslexia as an excuse for lack of stupidness.

stuplexia by DaTruth40 December 22, 2013