Stumpied

When you have been fucked by a stump. i.e. He took off his leg and fucked her with a stump.

Damn girl, do you have sides on that pussy or have you been stumpied?

by Slide it in Hen May 21, 2019

stupied

verb: to have studied something but have gotten stupider because of it

adjective: describes a person who seems to only become dumberer

A: "OMG, I studied for two months straight and got a lower score on the test!!"

B: "Wow, you must have stupied really hard for that one. You are so stupied."

by AGiTCHY January 8, 2011

stumpid

Stupid + Dumb = Stumpid

I can't even think right meow, I'm so stumpid.

You are the stumpidest person I've ever met. Seriously though. So. Stumpid.

by Alimew June 17, 2017

Stumped the Hoff

1. When the smartest student in class gives an incorrect answer, and you give the correct one, and the smartest kid in class is pwned.

2. When someone asks a question the smartest kid in class cannot answer.

1. When BT said the 16th president was George Washington, and Ba said it was Lincoln, the whole class just went, "Oooohhhh, you stumped the HOFF!"

2. Teacher: What is the deffinition of M1?
Smart Student: Uhm, large certificate of deposits over $100,000?
Teacher: WRONG!! I stumped the HOFF!

by Fanster March 26, 2007

Dump Stumped

When you are sitting in the stall of a public bathroom and somebody walks in, prohibiting you from pooping, as you previously were or might have been about to.

Yo I was about to drop a serious deuce, when some bitch walked in and dump stumped me.

by smasyracuse October 7, 2010

Stumpled

When you have spent so much time on Stumbleupon, you become dizzy, confused, disoriented, slow, and in essence, intoxicated.

"Yeah I was gonna finish that paper, but I just got so Stumpled last night."

by Kahrispy October 13, 2011

Stumped

A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.

Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?

I stumped her!

by The Real Shwa May 18, 2009