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Awkwardly grabbing your partner’s arm in a very submissive manner, while placing your head on their shoulder as a man. This makes the woman uncomfortable realizing she is dating a puppy-like boy.
As a female, I would never want to be Stumboed.

Oh no, that girl is being Stumboed on the couch!!
He Stumboed me, so I killed him.
Stumbo by Grahhhggg May 8, 2025

Stumbo Special

When you get your dick puked on.
Stumbo said it felt better after he received the stumbo special.
Stumbo Special by Chaceeee February 10, 2017

Luke Jonathan Stumbo 

Luke Jonathan Stumbo is the sexiest man alive. *drool emoji*
A random girl named Abby that is not friends him: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??"
A random girl named Payton that is not friends with him: "Obviously, Im drooling so it must be him!!"

Luke Jonathan Stumbo 

The sexiest man alive *drool emoji*
A random girl named abby that he is not friends with: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??
A random girls named Payton that he is not friends with "OBVIOUSLY, IM DROOLING SO IT MUST BE HIM??!!"
The act of being so fucked up you can't see or walk straight, therefore you stumblin.
"Damn man, that shit last night got us fuckkked up!"
"Yea bro, I was stumblinnnn!"
Stumblin by Siyksoul December 22, 2009

Stubbornial 

Both stubborn and in denial. A condition to describe someone so unbelievably dense that there is just no way of communicating with them.
Josh: Did you hear Ellie thinks the world will end in 2012?
Dave:...but it's 2014...
Josh: yeah. She won't accept any ideas but her own.

Dave: don't worry about it, she's just in stubbornial
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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