Stumboed 

To be rudely drunk and wasted all the time. An alcoholic to the extreme.

It was not unusual to find Lana stumboed.

Stumboed by Skylogix November 2, 2013

stumbledick 

An older, typically heavy bearded gentleman and/or bulldike (also maybe bearded) typically spending most of their time drunk, just in general, but also somehow engaged in a old school rock band and are usually found hitting on married women. They can be found frequenting local dive bars (not the hipster dive bars, but the REAL dive bars no one goes to except stumbledicks).

Derived from Stumblebum and Cheese Dick

"Hey man have you been up to the Dawg House?"

"yeah last time I was in there there some stumbledick ordered drinks under my tab and slapped my girl's ass. . . I won't be going back."

stumbledick by MarLo Stanfieldd January 11, 2016

stumbledancing 

When you've been drinking while listening to great music while drunk, and think you're dancing fantastically but you're so drunk you're pretty much just stumbling around the room in somewhat approximation to the beat of the music.

"Look at that fool stumbledancing all around the discotech!"

stumbledancing by Dr. Bighead March 26, 2022

Stumbled On

A subtle way for a Hoe to say she fucked a guy accidentally on purpose.

Abby stumbled on five guys on Saturday night included two mounted police officers.

Stumbled On by OPB April 24, 2019

Stumbled 

When you accidentally complete a puzzle/When you don’t know how you beat the puzzle

Guy 1: How did you complete that puzzle
Guy 2: I stumbled to the answer

Stumbled by Generic Name II July 2, 2023

Stumbled upon 

Ha! Hahaha! You mean 'been thrown at!?' Is that what you mean!? Hahaha!

Hym "Hahahahaha! I LOVE that that is your response to that question! Ha! 'Stumbled upon.' That is PRICELESS! You know, speaking of magnets, that brings me back to my fat-cock pheromone theory. I bet you a million dollars they have some kind of pheromone-adjacent property. I'm pretty sure I told someone to study that but I'm still waiting on it to get back to me. Hurry it up! "

Stumbled upon by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

Stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old 

And without asking any questions ruined my life before it started, likely ruined the life of my mother's boyfriend at the time under false pretenses and now...

Hym "Everyone and their brother can just use the fact the I stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old to refuse my rights in perpetuity until I submit to the will of the people and let you control the nature of my relationships from the shadows I perpetuity? THAT is what's insane. And you clearly accept the terms of matching insanity with insanity so I don't see how murdering your kids isn't par for the course."

Stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old by Hym Iam July 21, 2025