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Scumboloid 

Alias 'meathead' or 'bobby hardnuts'. Origin hayes and uxbridge. Low earners from crewcut upon skull with sovereign laced fingers. Often seen with badly done tattoos in Royales discotheque or frequently the old bill in uxbridge. Often seen with beautiful yet brain-dead females.
What's that meathead doin with her.
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Scumboloid 

male inhabitant of Uxbridge, west london. key features: grade 1 haircut covering no brain and deep ridged forehead; fingers garnished with sovereign rings (minimum of 4 per hand); white reebok classics on the end of beige drainpipes; hackett shirt; facial scar and neck tattoo optional. see also definition of CUNT.
Look at that cunt/bobby hardnut/scumboloid - what's he doing with that jesus bird?
Scumboloid by Jimothy April 7, 2003
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Scumboloid 

no brainers from hayes/uxbridge - comprising 90% of local population - identifiable via tribal grade 1 all over, with warlord sovereigns (1/2 sovereigns for juniors) and ear studs. Mostly called Dave but a variety of named species exist. Staple diet of Lager and drugs.
This pub is full of scumboloids again.
Scumboloid by Holmes Place April 7, 2003

scumboid 

Referring to person or persons (scumboids) who are common and or vulgar in nature. A scumboid can be spotted in numerous ways; clothing- will probably be track suit or over the top 'designer' clothing, will be dripping with 'gold' jewelry and accompanied by peroxide highlights- possibly with 80's perm in addition. You will notice the scumboid may bank with the TSB as they have been refused at other banking establishments. A potential scumboid will doubtless come from an estate (aka TSB Towers) and drive a clapped out Ford Escort with miss-matching coloured body panels.
'I tried a new pub last night and it was full of scumboids so I had to leave'.
scumboid by J June 23, 2003

scumbolic 

dirty, slimy, caked with limescale and/or soap scum, slovenly, untidy
The toilet on the train was scumbolic.
scumbolic by duosayso July 29, 2009

scumbolie 

A scumbolie is long lost blood line of pure hearted scum who treat women with no respect those guys are scumbolies
I blew a load that sluts eye last night I’m a big scumbolie
scumbolie by Johnnysins27_ July 5, 2021

Scumbolicious

She hadn't washed in days but I still ate it, it was scumbolicious
Scumbolicious by Dutty pizzle September 18, 2021
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