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A combination of strong and soft. Used mostly in basketball, to describe someone espicially dominating in brute force, but nimble on his feet at the same time.

Derived from the DMV
They don't get anymore stroft than Blake Griffin!
Stroft by sean1999 March 5, 2011
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Sproftacchel

The picture boards with holes you put your face in. Also known as stand in boards or photo cut out boards.

Often seen at tourist attractions, in historic towns, or for Christmas related events.
Hey Simon! Take a picture of me in this sproftacchel, it will make me look like a prince.
Sproftacchel by bored byfriend February 16, 2021
Related Words
Stroft strosting Strotch strout scrofty stroff stroffing stront stroot Strot

Strotman 

Simple - Strotman refers to something given from the grace of God, like an angel diving down to Earth. Or, simply miracles that happen every day like people surviving illnesses. People who are a Strotman usually are remarkable in their kindness, generosity, and lovingness.
What a Strotman! That man saved twelve kittens from that fire in that animal shelter.
A word used to describe not only Oath and Truth, but also Strewth.

Australian slang at its strongest.
"This bloody drought is killing all my crops mate"
"Bloody stroath mate, maybe you should have not tried to grow them in Australia?"
"Stroath to that mate"
Stroath by Concerned Shitizen July 15, 2013

Strontium Dog 

One of the greatest comic strips ever to appear in 2000AD. The death of the main character in the end, Johnny Alpha, was so prolific, it was mentioned in an episode of Spaced.
"Just don't forget whose shoulder you cried on when the last one dumped you."
"I won't."
"Or when Johnny Alpha got killed by that big flying monster in 2000AD"
Strontium Dog by Snake January 12, 2005

Stroflex 

Stroflex –

Pronunciation - /stroh-fleks/

Proper Noun –

COO

Noun –

The action or state of stroflexing

Verb –

To subtly contract any upper body muscle group within a corporate work environment while walking, sitting in a conference room, pacing in an office, or washing hands at the bathroom sink. Popularly utilized muscle groups include, but are not limited to, deltoids, pectoralis major, trapezius, and biceps. Although popular held beliefs deny the possibility, it is feasible to stroflex the gluteous maximus group as well.

Origin - stems from the last name Strobeck
Anyone happen to see John stroflexing while making that grilled chicken salad yesterday when he slowly poured the cucumber ranch dressing? That man has skillz.
Stroflex by swagu17 December 15, 2016
You mispronounced straps when insulting someone’s mask rubber bands.
Hey Neil those stroths make you look like a big turd!
stroths by RoboJunkie June 2, 2020
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