Greg is the strongest army on the internet. If you are one of Greg, you are immune to all diseases and you will live forever.
(Danny Gonzalez is the owner of the army. He is the reincarnation of Jesus.)
Guy 1: Are you part of Greg?
Guy 2: I'm not. What is Greg?
Guy 1: Greg is the strongest army on the internet. You will be immortal if you join Greg. The only thing you have to give up is your oil and tobacco.
A quick translation of "thank you for always giving us strength" by Namjoon of the Koreanhip-hop boy group BTS. ARMYs, BTS' fans, now use it to thank someone or express their gratitude in a comical way.
Greg. Greg is the strongest army and family (possibly cult) on YouTube
Greg’s are all blood related. As soon as you subscribe to Danny Gonzalez your dna changes to be Greg. You are Greg. Everything in your life is Greg. That nutcracker staring at you when you sleep is Greg.
Greg is the strongest army on YouTube. Don’t search that up
“Greg is the strongest army on YouTube.”
“I am truly Greg”
“All Greg’s are blood related”
“I didn’t want to pick a name like Logang or Maverick so I picked a cool name. Greg.”
“People on Twitter are already changing their name to Greg to show the support”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.