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the large frontal orb (stomach) of obese people that extends down to or even past thier crotch.
holy crap dude.. is that a pussy shield or is that a strotch?
strotch by kyllah January 16, 2009
The female version of the "happy trail", lying directly between the stomach and beloved crotch. In most instances, it is viewed as an area of serenity and complete comfort, for it reminds most males of being wombified.
"Dexter gets to use drugs, not say goodbye to people, and then go lay in his hot sponsor's strotch all night. Maybe WE should do that!"--James David Sickels III
Strotch by lorddominus23 August 8, 2010

Sack Stretch

The act of stretching your legs to prevent your nutsack from sticking to your legs
It was a 100 degree day and my nut sack was glued to my legs, so I had to do the sack stretch.
Sack Stretch by CaptainPete2024 September 16, 2023

Big Stretch 

A term that defines when a pup stretches "Big stretch." Some now allege legalities against those who do not say "Big stretch, big big stretch" when their puppy stretches. Must be said in accordance to puppy law.
"OHHHHH Big stretch, big big stretch." Good boy!

hose stretcher 

a hose stretcher is a rookie in the fire service...some guys will have a rookie look for items on a truck and will usually have hose stretcher towards the end...
Battalion Chief-probie, have you found everything on this truck?

Probie-yes sir, i have found everything except the hose stretcher

fellow firefighter "laughs" haha

probie: whats so funny?

FireFighter-ur the hose stretcher probie
hose stretcher by IGFireFighter November 14, 2009

Stretched 

(Verb) To get beaten badly at something, typically in a match or competition, alluding to the metaphor of getting penetrated.
Synonyms: Ass Kicked, Destroyed, Fucked Up, Wrecked.
Damn, they got a 38 point lead, and we're not even in the second half. We're getting stretched bro!
Stretched by ONTHEEDGE67 March 29, 2021