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strosting 

the act of making out while fingering and jerking off at the same time
guy 1. dude i was home alone so i invited her over

guy 2. what did you guys do?

guy 1. we were strosting
strosting by bigpenisjit69 July 4, 2021
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strosting 

the act of making out while fingering someone while they jerk you off
dude we were strosting last night
strosting by slaveowner7743 July 4, 2021

strosting 

strosting
dude 1 “bro she was strosting me last night”
dude 2 “whats that’s?”
dude 1 “we make out and she jerks me off while i finger her”
strosting by slaveowner7743 July 5, 2021

Stoosing 

1.The spreading of AIDS purposefully on a large scale.
2.To propagate the spread of AIDS by any means necessary
Going into the city for a bit of Stossing this weekend

Guy 1:Big frat party tonight,lots of horny drunk sluts
Guy 2:Want some protection?
Guy 1:Nah Im gunna be stoosing all night

the Doctor was caught Stoosing all his patients and is now going to jail
Stoosing by Term Deposit October 3, 2011

Stroking gun 

When someone is caught masturbating.
Little Dougie was caught with his stroking gun in the bathroom.
Stroking gun by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

Stroking the Wookie 

Perfoming sexual acts on a girl who has not trimmed her lady garden.
Jolliffe - "So you get any last night?"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"

Dry Stroking 

1.) The act of masturbation without lubrication.
2.) The act of shorting someone i.e. Sand bagging.
1.)ex. Oh I totally dry stroked it last night.

2.)ex. Nerdahl you have got to be dry stroking me!


Dry Stroking by eskimo samurai March 23, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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