Stroflex 

Stroflex –

Pronunciation - /stroh-fleks/

Proper Noun –

COO

Noun –

The action or state of stroflexing

Verb –

To subtly contract any upper body muscle group within a corporate work environment while walking, sitting in a conference room, pacing in an office, or washing hands at the bathroom sink. Popularly utilized muscle groups include, but are not limited to, deltoids, pectoralis major, trapezius, and biceps. Although popular held beliefs deny the possibility, it is feasible to stroflex the gluteous maximus group as well.

Origin - stems from the last name Strobeck

Anyone happen to see John stroflexing while making that grilled chicken salad yesterday when he slowly poured the cucumber ranch dressing? That man has skillz.

Stroflex by swagu17 December 15, 2016

Strollex 

A person who calmly strolls around your "mutual" shared home, hovering around, gathering his/hers belongings to be ready for exiting in a jiffy, soon becoming your ex.

Don't think that I'm not noticing your "strollex" around here.

Strollex by Kataaa September 8, 2017

Strollex 

To stroll with one's Rolex displayed prominently.

Ooh that boy got his swag turned on; look at how he be strollexing!

Strollex by Commodoreswag August 2, 2011