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Stroff
"You hit me on the head with that beer bottle again when I'm down on you, and I'll stroff you until you can't get it up!"
Stroff by Blanket Crustifier April 1, 2009
Friedemann Stöffler
Er ist der wohl beste Buchautor den die Welt je gesehen hat. Einen besserern wie ihn Gibt es nicht. Friedemann wird schon seit Jahren von den Schülern eines Gymnasiums in Baden Würtemberg verheiligt. Wer nicht an den heiligen Friedemann glaubt wurde sofort von dem Heiligen Ferber geköpft. Dieses Gesetz wurde bis 2005 befolgt, bis die heilige Bettina in die Schule kam. Mit ihrer schreklichen Stimme und unasuhaltbarer Disziplin wollte niemand etwas mit ihr zu tun haben.
Seitdem herscht in der Schule wieder Frieden und jeder hasst bettina. Friedemann ist 2018 leider von uns gegangen und hat die Schule verlassen
Alle schüler haben am Verlassungstag getrauert. Wer dies nicht gemacht hat, wurde von Ferber geköpft.
Seitdem herscht in der Schule wieder Frieden und jeder hasst bettina. Friedemann ist 2018 leider von uns gegangen und hat die Schule verlassen
Alle schüler haben am Verlassungstag getrauert. Wer dies nicht gemacht hat, wurde von Ferber geköpft.
Jedermann weiß Friedemann ist alman
Nicht jeder ist so krass wie Friedemann Stöffler
Wenn ich groß bin will ich wie Stöffi sein
Nicht jeder ist so krass wie Friedemann Stöffler
Wenn ich groß bin will ich wie Stöffi sein
Friedemann Stöffler by Friedemann Stöffler April 9, 2020
stroafin
stroafin by Best looking lightskin inna DM October 2, 2020
Stroof
Stroof or Struth originates from Australia, but has been adapted in the fens of Cambridgeshire. The word is used to express surprise or dislike to a previous statement much like oh my god, shit or fuck me. Most commonly used by lads between 16-25 this word becomes extremely irritating if excessively used.
Note: This word is used to best effect when said in a deep monotone voice and has been known to make girls wetter than an otters pocket.
Note: This word is used to best effect when said in a deep monotone voice and has been known to make girls wetter than an otters pocket.
Lad 1, “Did you hear about that bird that shagged half of the football team?”
Lad 2, “Stroof I always said she was a slag, her fella must be a little bitch boy.”
Lad 2, “Stroof I always said she was a slag, her fella must be a little bitch boy.”
Stroof by BitchBoyCarson February 13, 2019
straffen
1. sleeping with goa chics who lost any demand for taking a shower since the beginning of the fusion festival
2. taking too much drugs during the fusion festival
3. taking even more drugs during the fusion festival
4. taking drugs with goa chics and having sex with them afterwards at the fusion festival
2. taking too much drugs during the fusion festival
3. taking even more drugs during the fusion festival
4. taking drugs with goa chics and having sex with them afterwards at the fusion festival
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.