19 definitions by Terra Imperator
The ass clown who shows up uninvited to a party, gets shitfaced, says inappropriate shit, gropes female partygoers, and makes everyone uncomfortable.
Stays long after everyone leaves & doesn't even offer to help clean up!
Stays long after everyone leaves & doesn't even offer to help clean up!
by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004
by Terra Imperator May 27, 2004
The katana is an excellent cutting sword; in my opinion, it's the best cutting sword in the world. The flaw in its design is common to all cutting swords: even with its sharp point, the katana is useless against rigid body armor. That is why the katana, like most swords, was a secondary weapon. The samurai's primary weapons were bows or spears.
by Terra Imperator November 9, 2004
Like all forms of TV (except legitimate sports), reality TV is scripted. Oh, the dialogue may be improvised but the situations are scripted... CBS knows who's gonna win "Survivor" before they even film it!
The first season of "The Real World" (back in 1992) may not have been scripted... but every single so-called reality TV show since then was! You think Viacom or News Corp or Disney or General Electric is gonna finance a show if it ain't a sure thing?
The first season of "The Real World" (back in 1992) may not have been scripted... but every single so-called reality TV show since then was! You think Viacom or News Corp or Disney or General Electric is gonna finance a show if it ain't a sure thing?
I think we should combine a few reality TV shows. Let's broadcast the true story of 16 sorority girls (ages 18 to 23) picked to live on a tropical island who are competing for the affections of a wealthy, handsome bachelor...
IN A DEATH MATCH THUNDERDOME TOURNAMENT!
IN A DEATH MATCH THUNDERDOME TOURNAMENT!
by Terra Imperator May 21, 2004
I live in Pennsylvania. I lived here all my life. For the life of me, I can't figure out what PennDOT does! I see the road crews out all the time, but they don't fix anything... all they do is lean on their shovels and shoot the shit!
"What do you do for PennDOT?"
"On May 1 I take the big orange barrels out of sotrage & line 'em up on the roads. On November 1 I collect the big orange barrels and put 'em back in storage. Other than that, I collect my paycheck every week!"
"On May 1 I take the big orange barrels out of sotrage & line 'em up on the roads. On November 1 I collect the big orange barrels and put 'em back in storage. Other than that, I collect my paycheck every week!"
by Terra Imperator May 20, 2004
NOUN
(1) slang term for your friend
(2) see butt buddy
(3) what you call someone when you can't remember her name
(1) slang term for your friend
(2) see butt buddy
(3) what you call someone when you can't remember her name
(1) "Last night, I hung out at The Player's Club with my buddies."
(2) "Lamar and Carlos are 'buddies.' Wink-wink, nudge-nudge."
(3) "Hey... uh, buddy. How's it going?"
(2) "Lamar and Carlos are 'buddies.' Wink-wink, nudge-nudge."
(3) "Hey... uh, buddy. How's it going?"
by Terra Imperator May 27, 2004
Milwaukee's Best, a brand of foul-tasting, weaker-than-water beer... consumed primarily by college students
by Terra Imperator May 19, 2004