Terra Imperator's definitions

there's no i in team

Phrase used to mean, "Teamwork takes priority over individual achievement; we win as a team & we lose as a team."

There may not be an "I" in "team..." switch around a few letters and there's a "me," though! It's all about ME!

by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004

mister party

The ass clown who shows up uninvited to a party, gets shitfaced, says inappropriate shit, gropes female partygoers, and makes everyone uncomfortable.

Stays long after everyone leaves & doesn't even offer to help clean up!

If that good-for-nothing, creepy bastard shoes up... stab 'im!

see mr party

by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004

she beast

you want none of that

see trailer park skank

bitch fell out of the ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down
bitch so ugly her daddy tied a pork chop round her neck to get the dog to play with her
when they handed out the ugly bitch went back in line for seconds
if ugly were a load of bricks this bitch would be a housin project

by Terra Imperator June 7, 2004

buddy

NOUN

(1) slang term for your friend

(2) see butt buddy

(3) what you call someone when you can't remember her name

(1) "Last night, I hung out at The Player's Club with my buddies."

(2) "Lamar and Carlos are 'buddies.' Wink-wink, nudge-nudge."

(3) "Hey... uh, buddy. How's it going?"

by Terra Imperator May 27, 2004

katana

The katana is an excellent cutting sword; in my opinion, it's the best cutting sword in the world. The flaw in its design is common to all cutting swords: even with its sharp point, the katana is useless against rigid body armor. That is why the katana, like most swords, was a secondary weapon. The samurai's primary weapons were bows or spears.

It ain't the sword itself that's dangerous. It's the asshole holding the sword that's dangerous!

by Terra Imperator November 9, 2004

beast

Milwaukee's Best, a brand of foul-tasting, weaker-than-water beer... consumed primarily by college students

Beast tastes like piss, but it's cheap! $5 a case... can't beat that with a stick!

by Terra Imperator May 19, 2004

witchadidja

A common redneck phrase meaning "...with you, did you?"

You didin't happen to bring yer truck witchadidja?"

by Terra Imperator May 14, 2004