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Limiting access to firearms or outright banning firearms is an extremely foolish idea. I understand that such acts are intended to prevent violent crimes, but they do not. Such acts only limits a law-abiding citizen's ability to protect himself, his family, and his property. A criminal, WHO INTENDS TO BREAK THE LAW ANYWAY, will not have any compunction about illegally obtaining firearms or obtaining illegal firearms.

Keep in mind that when the second amendment refers to "a well-regulated militia" it means "a group of citizens formed to defend its community" not "the United States military." This is confirmed by the fact that the second part of the second amendment begins "the right of the people..." not "the right of the military!"

Furthermore, Federal gun control laws are inherently unconstitutional because they violate a state's rights. Remember the Tenth Amendment? The Federal government does not!
All citizens should be allowed easy access to firearms. Furthermore, every state in the U.S.A. should pass "shoot the burglar" laws. Would you break into someone's house if you knew there was a good possibility the owner would shoot you? i wouldn't!

Of course, I will not attempt to argue with you gun control advocates who disagree with the facts. Your disregard for reason and factual information is enough of an argument against you. While you cannot help forming an opinion, that does not mean your opinion is right.
by Terra Imperator May 26, 2004

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short form of "lingua latina" (vulgar Latin), the Latin of the common folk
French, Spanish, Portugese, Italian and Romanian are decended from Lingua Latina.
by Terra Imperator May 27, 2004

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The "art" (wink, wink) of seductive dancing while removing clothing; performed by ecdysiasts
I love the was Lucious does her striptease!
by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004

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One who performs striptease; a stripper; most strippers are female, although some are male
Ecdysiasts dance seductively while removing articles of clothing, usually during live performances. Most ecdysiasts perform striptease for tips.
by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004

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Milwaukee's Best, a brand of foul-tasting, weaker-than-water beer... consumed primarily by college students
Beast tastes like piss, but it's cheap! $5 a case... can't beat that with a stick!
by Terra Imperator May 19, 2004

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One can determine if a woman is an ecdysiast by her professional name. An ecdysiast's professional name is usually either a double entendre or invokes financial success.
EXAMPLES:

Peaches
Lucious
Juicy
Diamond
Jewel
Ruby Jade
by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004

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I live in Pennsylvania. I lived here all my life. For the life of me, I can't figure out what PennDOT does! I see the road crews out all the time, but they don't fix anything... all they do is lean on their shovels and shoot the shit!
"What do you do for PennDOT?"

"On May 1 I take the big orange barrels out of sotrage & line 'em up on the roads. On November 1 I collect the big orange barrels and put 'em back in storage. Other than that, I collect my paycheck every week!"
by Terra Imperator May 20, 2004

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