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Strostitute 

A woman or man who doubles as a stripper and a prostitute. This is especially common among "lower class" strippers.
Candy, the stripper at Pink Pony, is totally a strostitute. Josh banged her for $120.
Strostitute by onizzle1996 June 9, 2011

Strippostitute

One who not only strip teases but also cock teases on stage, and with the right amount of money will go home with you. Normally found in hole in the wall strip clubs where women with dentures and 300+ pound crack addicts shake their ass.
"Yo, Dustin got pretty sloppy last night at the tittyflop, where did he go?
"Dude, he left with that busted one-legged strippostitute"
Strippostitute by dowork44 January 15, 2012

stripstitute 

a stripper who engages in prostitution as well (on the side)
Lisa was a stripstitute
stripstitute by Nick Nick67 June 25, 2006

Striptitute 

Jane couldn't decide wether to go as a prostitute or a stripper for halloween, so she went as a striptitute.
Striptitute by Xanitha October 2, 2007

stropstitute 

When being substituted and sulking like a moaning whore bag

Throwing ones dummy out and sulking when being subbed at football
When freeman gets subbed he's a class 'A' stropstitute!

Freeman moans like a girl during rag week when he's subbed, he's such a stropstitute
stropstitute by SuperstarJJ December 10, 2013
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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