Strippostitute

One who not only strip teases but also cock teases on stage, and with the right amount of money will go home with you. Normally found in hole in the wall strip clubs where women with dentures and 300+ pound crack addicts shake their ass.

"Yo, Dustin got pretty sloppy last night at the tittyflop, where did he go?
"Dude, he left with that busted one-legged strippostitute"

Strippostitute by dowork44 January 15, 2012

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stripstitute

a stripper who engages in prostitution as well (on the side)

Lisa was a stripstitute

stripstitute by Nick Nick67 June 25, 2006

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Strippostitute • Stripostitute • stripstitute

Stripostitute

Derived from the word Stripper and Prostitute, the word defines a woman, who studies the art of Stripping, Pole Dancing, and Seducing men in unusual situations. Very high honor in the stripping community. Used only for the best.

Wow, did you see how that stripostitute worked that pole last night, she could really show my wife something.

Stripostitute by kaynikki July 22, 2010

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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