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Stress Fuck

A tactic used to release stress and seek out ultimate pleasure. A practice of prograstination in which you do somebody else instead if what is stressing you out.
"I am only on the 5th page of my 15 page paper and it is due tomorrow." "wow that sucks. Do you wanna go stress fuck?"
Stress Fuck by dirty whore lovin December 26, 2007
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Stress Fuck

When an individual attempts to relieve stress by having sex, but its really awkward and uncomfortable so you end up being more stressed then you were before.
dude im so fucking pissed i stress fucked this bitch last night

no shit? did you punch her in the vag after?
Stress Fuck by SadKeanuReeves June 19, 2010

Stressfucked 

(n). To be so stressed out, that you are consequently fucked.
Courtney: How's it going Mark?
Mark: I'm stressfucked, I have five papers due tomorrow and I haven't started any!
Courtney: Dude, that sucks!
Stressfucked by Courtneyg515 October 16, 2008

Stressfuk 

The state of mind in which you are so stressed that you cease to remember any sense of responsibility or any things you may or may not have to do.

Common to high-schoolers and those who cannot spell.
Similar to Stressfucked
dude, I'm so feeling the stressfuk, I don't even remember how many classes i have each day!
Stressfuk by trex1117 September 29, 2010

stressfucked 

The act of being so fucking stressed out you could literally fuck someone to death or rip someone's arm off savagely rape them with it then beat them to death with it
Everyone has left me so stressfucked today its unreal!

Im about to stressfuck the shit outta someone if shit doesn't change today
stressfucked by SigmaPrime13 July 9, 2021

Stressfuk 

A well-thought-out adjective that defines a stressful-as-fuck situation where your brain goes sideways due to the amount of stress you have to endure.
"I have a list of stressfuk tasks with the shortest deadlines possible. I'm going nuts."
Stressfuk by casque October 3, 2022

Stressfuk 

An adjective defining a stressful-as-fuck situation where you go nuts due to the amount of stress you must endure.
"Timo has a list of stressfuk tasks with the shortest deadlines possible. He's close to blowing his brains out."
Stressfuk by casque October 3, 2022
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