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(n). To be so stressed out, that you are consequently fucked.
Courtney: How's it going Mark?
Mark: I'm stressfucked, I have five papers due tomorrow and I haven't started any!
Courtney: Dude, that sucks!
by Courtneyg515 August 25, 2008
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you


person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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The act of being so fucking stressed out you could literally fuck someone to death or rip someone's arm off savagely rape them with it then beat them to death with it
Everyone has left me so stressfucked today its unreal!

Im about to stressfuck the shit outta someone if shit doesn't change today
by SigmaPrime13 July 09, 2021
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