Strategic Stratege 

A genius, unorthodox strategy, typically used to bamboozle an enemy in combat. Can also be used as a general term for a smart plan.

Well he's bloody gone and done it, he's pulled out a strategic stratege!

Strategic Stratege by pareppa July 15, 2021

Strategic Incompetence 

Purposely performing a task so poorly as to discourage being assigned this task again, but not poorly enough to be fired

Cube Dweller1: Dude, writing the weekly report is a sucky job; how do I get out of it?

Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again

Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is jumping for joy!

Strategic Incompetence by TedDeadMan September 4, 2009

Strategic Liking

when you like one of the opposite sex's photo on facebook with intentions of letting them know you are interested in hooking up with them

Jon: I did some Strategic Liking of ella's facebook photos

Michael: Mate you are in!

Strategic Liking by Nickkkkkkk.S March 5, 2011

Strategic Absence 

Noun

When you skip school on a day you have a really big assignment due, such as a project or a report. Can also apply to exams. Very common in high school and secondary school

Dude, the project's due tomorrow, are you done? No man, I'm gonna pull a strategic absence tomorrow to save my ass

Strategic Absence by dachyr May 2, 2010

Strategic Bombing 

When paragliding, it is the act of flying over large groups of people with your pants down and trying to hit them with your excrement.

John: "Hey, Bob, what are you gonna do this afternoon?"
Bob: "I'm strategic bombing a kindergarten class"
John: "Oh nice. So how's the family"
Bob: "Karen's doing well, and Billy is doing well in school"
John: "How's he doing?"
Bob: "He's almost out of kindergarten"

Strategic Bombing by !dlroW-olleH November 17, 2019

Strategic Dipping 

Not double dipping! When a chip (or other dippable food) is dipped, bitten, and then turned over so that the tainted, bitten, and saliva covered part isn't able to corrupt the dip.

Don: Hey man, no double dipping!
Mac: I'm not double dipping! I'm using strategic dipping!

Strategic Dipping by Zorgithatoob January 1, 2011

strategic vom 

A big vomit just before you go to sleep so you won't wake up deathly hungover (or die in your sleep)

"Man, if it weren't for that strategic vom last night when I got home from dinner at my boss's house, I wouldn't even be around to share this story"

strategic vom by strategicvom April 4, 2009