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Strainal 

when a man is able penetrate a woman's anus before any other penetration has been achieved.

strainal = straight to anal
"in order to maintain their virginity catholic girls are encouraged to go strainal"
Strainal by reuben teuge February 24, 2010
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Strainer Job 

A fetish act. A person holds a clear plastic/glass strainer mere inches from their face, and another person violently sprays semi-chunky soup like diarrhea from their anus into the strainer. The strainer then strains the liquid fecal matter onto the recipient's face. The left over chunky fecal matter can be used as seen fit. (Note: for suggested uses ov the solid fecal matter, please refer to the list below.)

1.) Eat the solid fecal matter.

2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.

3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two.

4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)

5.) Use as warpaint.

6.) Make brownies.

7.) Soft serve icecream.

8.) Fudge blocks.
"Open up my pretties, it's feeding time." squawked Debra. As she squatted down, her hairy, flabby, ass in full view through the strainer. She then proceeded to violently shit chunky shit soup in the strainer all over Jasen and Brent's smiling faces as they held hands and asked for another strainer job.
Strainer Job by BigEvil13 August 9, 2016

straining the greens 

to take a piss, to urinate, take a leek, pass water.
Son, " im straining the greens"
Father, " you dirty bastard"

piss-strainers 

The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently odoriferous and sallow.
Fucking hell, Mary, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!
piss-strainers by Sir Roy Strong March 10, 2008

soup strainer 

A long moustache that hangs over the upper lip, tending to catch stray food particles as they travel into the mouth.
In the film Born on the Fourth of July, Tom Cruise sported a soup strainer throughout the scenes set in Mexico.
soup strainer by Go4baroque1969 October 24, 2006
Seraina is girl you can't live without, once you've met her.
She is the kindest,funniest, Person that I have ever met.

She is a good friends that are always there for a friend in need and will always have your back.

Seraina is wonderful artist and will always be able to put a smile on your face no matter what.

I couldn't have asked for a better Friend
I'll miss you.);
An example of a trustworthy kind smart forgiving friend would be Seraina Birdsey
Seraina by MegamanvolnutX September 20, 2012
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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