straint 

Abnormal and often painful swelling of the taint. Symptoms include profuse sweating in the taint area and/or minor bleeding. An untreated straint may transform into a "taintotoma"

see "taintotoma"

That fart was so diesel, that I got a straint

straint by iLLapino January 7, 2011

Stranth 

Stranth is the only thing you can upgrade in the flash game "Super PSTW Action RPG"

"all you can upgrade is stranth? there is no way you can lose to the boss at the end!"

Stranth by axman13 January 18, 2011

Strainal 

when a man is able penetrate a woman's anus before any other penetration has been achieved.

strainal = straight to anal

"in order to maintain their virginity catholic girls are encouraged to go strainal"

Strainal by reuben teuge February 24, 2010

Strainer Job 

A fetish act. A person holds a clear plastic/glass strainer mere inches from their face, and another person violently sprays semi-chunky soup like diarrhea from their anus into the strainer. The strainer then strains the liquid fecal matter onto the recipient's face. The left over chunky fecal matter can be used as seen fit. (Note: for suggested uses ov the solid fecal matter, please refer to the list below.)

1.) Eat the solid fecal matter.

2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.

3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two.

4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)

5.) Use as warpaint.

6.) Make brownies.

7.) Soft serve icecream.

8.) Fudge blocks.

"Open up my pretties, it's feeding time." squawked Debra. As she squatted down, her hairy, flabby, ass in full view through the strainer. She then proceeded to violently shit chunky shit soup in the strainer all over Jasen and Brent's smiling faces as they held hands and asked for another strainer job.

Strainer Job by BigEvil13 August 9, 2016

george strait 

The guy that posted before I did has it allllll right.
George Strait is the King of Country and he rules the scene. If you turn on your local country station for an hour or two,it's hard NOT to hear one of his greatest hits.

all hail George! all hail George!

best songs include Amarillo By Morning,The Best Day,How About Them Cowgirls, and Carrying Your Love With Me.

George Strait is the most amazing country artist ever. And for being alittle old,he surely is rather attractive.

george strait by esrurytdfhdfyi February 10, 2008

George Strait 

A multi-award winning legend of country music, "King George" has more or less been the face of country music over the last 20 years.

With over 50 songs going #1, 62 million recordings sold, and 16 CMA Awards, the Texan was elected to the Country Music Hall of Fame in 2006.

While country was turing pop in the 80s and 90s, with artists such as Garth Brooks dominating the scene, George Strait always managed to keep it old school and stayed true to his country roots. And he keeps putting out good stuff to this day! He just put out "It Just Comes Natural" and it kicks ass...can this man do any wrong?

My all-time favorite George Strait song is "Amarillo by Morning", hand down. It's not on his 50 Number Ones double CD, which is a damn shame.

God Bless King George, what else is there to say?

George Strait by Samuel Chase7 February 15, 2007

straining the greens 

to take a piss, to urinate, take a leek, pass water.

Son, " im straining the greens"
Father, " you dirty bastard"

straining the greens by Cyaninternetdog February 14, 2007