Stainable 

Adjective. A person is attractive enough to warrant printing out a copy of their picture, masturbating to it, and in spraying it with ejaculate stain the image beyond all recognition. In rare cases the individual being stained may be so stainable that the ruined pictures are gathered, proffesionally bound, and kept for sunday afternoon parousing.

Oh my god, check out the snoods on that bitch over there.

Jesus christ, she's stainable!

Stainable by Zithers November 22, 2009

stainable

A person who looks like someone could steal from them and they won’t do anything about it

you just look so stainable.

stainable by obamafortniteballz1 February 22, 2026

stalkable 

A man or woman, who is hot, sexy, and often has random people following him or her around or hiding in their bushes.

I'm going to ask Andrew out because he is totally stalkable.
Most celebrities are dubbed as stalkable.

stalkable by Allison Odle November 26, 2007

Stinkable Molly Brown 

A smelly turd which floats in the crapper and is virtually unsinkable.

Having consumed many beers, Al thought that he would finally be able to "piss sink" the Stinkable Molly Brown that he had left floating in the crapper earlier that day, but to no avail.

After three flushes the Stinkable Molly Brown still stayed afloat.

Having tried in vain to sink the Stinkable Molly Brown, he was left no choice but to surgically remove it from the crapper with forsips.

Stinkable Molly Brown by NCKnobster March 27, 2011

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish 

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

starable 

if you're starable, ERRYBODY be staring at you on the daily.

DAYYUUMMM, did you see martin?! he's so starable! i'd hit it!

starable by beyonce69 July 7, 2010

Stabicable 

When you're trying to say dispicable but your head wants to think of a cooler word.

That obnoxious guy is so stabicable. Oh crap I meant to say despicable.

Stabicable by GorillaZ 807 June 28, 2017