Straightla
Straightla by Gaylabb May 14, 2022
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Straightforward shooting weekend
Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!
Straightforward shooting weekend by DukeOfYork November 21, 2019
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copenhagen straight
Only the most round-house kicking, terrorist killing, freedom-loving dip there is. Made from all-natural American tobacco with a flavor that tastes like liberty.
Friend: "Got a lip of Skoal Cherry I can throw in?"
"Do you want to burn an American flag too you pussy? I dip Copenhagen Straight!"
"Do you want to burn an American flag too you pussy? I dip Copenhagen Straight!"
copenhagen straight by DipShpit December 29, 2014
pissing straight mustard
pissing straight mustard by potatoman501 November 17, 2019
Straightenin’
Straightenin’ by Hungrydon157 May 19, 2021
Straight home
A statement one makes when they are about to leave the office, creating the image that they are being well behaved, but the more 'educated' colleagues know full well that person will be down the boozer until close.
Matt: Big plans this evening Mike?
Mike: No mate, straight home taking it easy tonight
{2 a.m down the Sea Horse}
Matt: Thought you were going straight home this evening?
Mike: grow up Matt, do you know they do a pizza and a pint for £10 - that's dinner sorted .
Mike: No mate, straight home taking it easy tonight
{2 a.m down the Sea Horse}
Matt: Thought you were going straight home this evening?
Mike: grow up Matt, do you know they do a pizza and a pint for £10 - that's dinner sorted .
Straight home by ubei November 9, 2018
Alt-Straight
A man only attracted to a feminine physique and appearance, penis or no penis. (e.g. If you are aroused by a feminine body with a dick, but not a masculine body, then you're Alt-Straight. People who are attracted to a masculine and feminine body are bisexual, not Alt-Straight. )
A man attracted to cis-women, trans-women with penises, and very passable crossdressers. But not masculine cis-men or trans-men.
A man attracted to cis-women, trans-women with penises, and very passable crossdressers. But not masculine cis-men or trans-men.
"I like my women to have a dick, I'm Alt-Straight."
"I love sucking on my girlfriend's dick, I'm Alt-Straight."
"No, I'm not bisexual. I'm Alt-Straight."
"I'm off to Thailand to find a ladyboy wife, I'm Alt-Straight."
"I don't care what they have between their legs, as long as they have a feminine body, because I'm Alt Straight."
"I love sucking on my girlfriend's dick, I'm Alt-Straight."
"No, I'm not bisexual. I'm Alt-Straight."
"I'm off to Thailand to find a ladyboy wife, I'm Alt-Straight."
"I don't care what they have between their legs, as long as they have a feminine body, because I'm Alt Straight."
Alt-Straight by BatmanIsAlive January 5, 2019
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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