Alt-Straight

A man only attracted to a feminine physique and appearance, penis or no penis. (e.g. If you are aroused by a feminine body with a dick, but not a masculine body, then you're Alt-Straight. People who are attracted to a masculine and feminine body are bisexual, not Alt-Straight. )

A man attracted to cis-women, trans-women with penises, and very passable crossdressers. But not masculine cis-men or trans-men.

"I like my women to have a dick, I'm Alt-Straight."

"I love sucking on my girlfriend's dick, I'm Alt-Straight."

"No, I'm not bisexual. I'm Alt-Straight."

"I'm off to Thailand to find a ladyboy wife, I'm Alt-Straight."

"I don't care what they have between their legs, as long as they have a feminine body, because I'm Alt Straight."

by BatmanIsAlive January 5, 2019

Actstraighting

The act of appearing heterosexual or conforming to heterosexual norms by closeted or temporarily closeted homosexuals.

"Isn't Dan gay? Why is he all of a sudden acting so machismo and flirting with all the girls at this frat party?" "I know what you mean, these republican frat boys make him nervous with their homophobia, so he's actstraighting."

by mrdokkter July 10, 2016