Alt-Straight

A man only attracted to a feminine physique and appearance, penis or no penis. (e.g. If you are aroused by a feminine body with a dick, but not a masculine body, then you're Alt-Straight. People who are attracted to a masculine and feminine body are bisexual, not Alt-Straight. )

A man attracted to cis-women, trans-women with penises, and very passable crossdressers. But not masculine cis-men or trans-men.

"I like my women to have a dick, I'm Alt-Straight."

"I love sucking on my girlfriend's dick, I'm Alt-Straight."

"No, I'm not bisexual. I'm Alt-Straight."

"I'm off to Thailand to find a ladyboy wife, I'm Alt-Straight."

"I don't care what they have between their legs, as long as they have a feminine body, because I'm Alt Straight."

Alt-Straight by BatmanIsAlive January 5, 2019

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Actstraighting

The act of appearing heterosexual or conforming to heterosexual norms by closeted or temporarily closeted homosexuals.

"Isn't Dan gay? Why is he all of a sudden acting so machismo and flirting with all the girls at this frat party?" "I know what you mean, these republican frat boys make him nervous with their homophobia, so he's actstraighting."

Actstraighting by mrdokkter July 10, 2016

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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