ubei's definitions
A statement one makes when they are about to leave the office, creating the image that they are being well behaved, but the more 'educated' colleagues know full well that person will be down the boozer until close.
Matt: Big plans this evening Mike?
Mike: No mate, straight home taking it easy tonight
{2 a.m down the Sea Horse}
Matt: Thought you were going straight home this evening?
Mike: grow up Matt, do you know they do a pizza and a pint for £10 - that's dinner sorted .
Mike: No mate, straight home taking it easy tonight
{2 a.m down the Sea Horse}
Matt: Thought you were going straight home this evening?
Mike: grow up Matt, do you know they do a pizza and a pint for £10 - that's dinner sorted .
by ubei November 9, 2018
Get the Straight homemug.