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straightdar 

An absolute requirement when walking around San Francisco.

Opposite of gaydar
Straightdar detects no straightness in the area. User be wary of anus exposure.

Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.
Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

Portland Straightjacket 

During sex from behind, the male grabs the girl's wrists with his opposite hands and pulls them back tightly across her chest. Vigorous sex ensues with the guy using the arms as leverage.
Cameron finished the deed in style by putting her in a Portland Straightjacket

Straighter Than A Circle

Straighter than a circle means that the person, and or persons is basically homosexual.
Person 1:Oh man, did you just see that guy walk by?
Person 2:Yeah, he is so straighter than a circle.

straightner 

if two people don't like each other. they have a fight to settle it
Bill: i don't like your attitude
Bobby: Straightner?
Bill: Ye

Then they fight
straightner by Ren1Gade October 11, 2009

Straightback buffs 

Expensive Cartier Frames.... Made from Buffalo Tusks.!!!!
Im bout to snatch that nigga All White Straightback Buffs.!!!
All White Buffies got the hoes Wanna Fuck Me.!!!!
" Im buffed up, Loafed Up"
Straightback buffs by Rack Dropper October 23, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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