A stoomer is defined mainly as an Amazing goal on either Pro evolution soccer where it originated or Fifa where it is now commonly used, whereby the ball is often in the air and is shot from a distance of 30+ yards, normally ending up near the top corner of the goal. In general terms a Stoomer can be identified as a really smelly poo/fart, an alcoholic drink, or a photograph amongst other things.

'That was a Stoomer of a goal'

Stoomer by Elvyn 'G' Richards October 8, 2009

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Stookey

To leave a party or social gathering without letting anyone know.

This guy-"lets do another shot!"
That guy-"Alright! We gotta get Tim to do one!"
This guy-"Where's he at?"
That guy-"His truck is gone!"
This guy-"WTF, why does he always stookey us?!!"

Stookey by RickyRockstar aka Leo May 8, 2010

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stoomen

A mix of stool and semen - the product of anal sex.

There was a blob of stoomen floating in the hot-tub.

stoomen by Dustin Butterman January 6, 2013

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stooey

another word for going crazy, stupid, dumb, retarded, hyphy, crunk. origin from heritage park cats up in fairfield cali.

"EHHH them niggas was gettin' stooey up in the chuck e. cheese parkin lot."

stooey by b-latti January 31, 2005

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stooey

when a baby shits his diaper.

ahh joey did a stooey.

stooey by freedav04 June 13, 2005

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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