Stonkina

Actually from a little remembered sketch show called 'Up To Something', not 'The Mary Whitehouse Experience'.

She was the assistant of David Schneider's useless magician called (I think) Mr Zero Talent. Token Stonkina was played by Frances Dodge, also of CITV show 'Ghost Train' and had fantastic legs.

It refers to any eastern European lady who could help you create magic.

Maria Sharapova is a stonkina.

by Gulftastic August 19, 2011

stonkina

Attractive young female from Eastern Europe or the former Soviet Union.

Originally used on the TV Show "The Mary Whitehouse Experience", where the Eastern European magician who does not know much English refers to his lovely assistant as 'Token Stonkina'.

the coffee shop is almost exclusively run by hot stonkinas.

by Chris Stiles June 3, 2007

stonking

British colloquial: Impressive, wonderful

According to Metro the Pet Shop Boy's musical "Closer to Heaven" was "Stonking! 4 stars!"

by Kaworu April 12, 2005

stonking

Fantastic!

had a stonking time

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

stonking

massively awesome, grandly great. not often used, not many things are hells-yeah enough to call for it.

R.Crumb girls (long haired, big legged, and pumpkin-assed), 63 Cadillacs, Led Zeppelin: where those overlap, that is the world of "stonking": one of my favorite words.

by schnoidl October 8, 2011

Stonkin'

Stonkin' (Stonking); adj

1. Word used to describe something that is Impressive, fun, excellent, cool, enjoyable, See bangin'

2. Sexually Attractive person, usually ref. to women. See hot

Eg 1. "Leah threw a Stonkin' house party on the weekend!"

Eg 2. "God damn that Leah is f^cking stonkin'!"

by BenJJ84 October 30, 2008

stonking

massive, huge, painful

ive got a stonking headache

by devilboy December 3, 2004