stonkita

A woman who is very stinky and farts in general; Particularly a rat or a mouse.

She keeps farting and being a stinky rat; she is a Stonkita for sure!

by Stonkita October 9, 2020

stonkita

A woman rat/mouse who is stinky, smelly, and farts a lot.

The rat is being stinky, so she is a Stonkita for sure!

by Stonkita October 9, 2020

Stonita

The female version of a stoner. A female who smokes an abundant amount of marijuana daily. Stonitas are generally bad bitches known for smoking men under the table.

Stoner 1: Caitlyn and Holland are smoking his ass under the table.
Stoner 2: Stonitas know how to go hard, damn.

by OriginalStonitas May 14, 2013

Stonkina

Actually from a little remembered sketch show called 'Up To Something', not 'The Mary Whitehouse Experience'.

She was the assistant of David Schneider's useless magician called (I think) Mr Zero Talent. Token Stonkina was played by Frances Dodge, also of CITV show 'Ghost Train' and had fantastic legs.

It refers to any eastern European lady who could help you create magic.

Maria Sharapova is a stonkina.

by Gulftastic August 19, 2011

stonkit

When something is ridiculously stupid.

Quit acting stonkit.

by Poetq June 5, 2018

stonkina

Attractive young female from Eastern Europe or the former Soviet Union.

Originally used on the TV Show "The Mary Whitehouse Experience", where the Eastern European magician who does not know much English refers to his lovely assistant as 'Token Stonkina'.

the coffee shop is almost exclusively run by hot stonkinas.

by Chris Stiles June 3, 2007

Stonkitis

An increased feeling of ego and wealth due to massive success in the stock market. Often described as being strapped to a rocket ship heading straight to the moon.

Rodrick : *throws money at random strangers calling them peasants *

Stranger 1: whats wrong with that dude?

Stranger 2: Looks like a sever case of stonkitis to me

by Karl Pilko February 8, 2021