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Stonita
The female version of a stoner. A female who smokes an abundant amount of marijuana daily. Stonitas are generally bad bitches known for smoking men under the table.
Stoner 1: Caitlyn and Holland are smoking his ass under the table.
Stoner 2: Stonitas know how to go hard, damn.
Stoner 2: Stonitas know how to go hard, damn.
Stonita by OriginalStonitas May 14, 2013
Stonkina
Actually from a little remembered sketch show called 'Up To Something', not 'The Mary Whitehouse Experience'.
She was the assistant of David Schneider's useless magician called (I think) Mr Zero Talent. Token Stonkina was played by Frances Dodge, also of CITV show 'Ghost Train' and had fantastic legs.
It refers to any eastern European lady who could help you create magic.
She was the assistant of David Schneider's useless magician called (I think) Mr Zero Talent. Token Stonkina was played by Frances Dodge, also of CITV show 'Ghost Train' and had fantastic legs.
It refers to any eastern European lady who could help you create magic.
Maria Sharapova is a stonkina.
Stonkina by Gulftastic August 19, 2011
stonkit
When something is ridiculously stupid.
stonkina
Attractive young female from Eastern Europe or the former Soviet Union.
Originally used on the TV Show "The Mary Whitehouse Experience", where the Eastern European magician who does not know much English refers to his lovely assistant as 'Token Stonkina'.
Originally used on the TV Show "The Mary Whitehouse Experience", where the Eastern European magician who does not know much English refers to his lovely assistant as 'Token Stonkina'.
stonkina by Chris Stiles June 3, 2007
Stonkitis
An increased feeling of ego and wealth due to massive success in the stock market. Often described as being strapped to a rocket ship heading straight to the moon.
Rodrick : *throws money at random strangers calling them peasants *
Stranger 1: whats wrong with that dude?
Stranger 2: Looks like a sever case of stonkitis to me
Stranger 1: whats wrong with that dude?
Stranger 2: Looks like a sever case of stonkitis to me
Stonkitis by Karl Pilko February 8, 2021
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